Paul Calvani

I hated carrots till I smothered them in ranch but know I’m relizing how gay I really am

I’m looking for some internet friends, we can never meet in real life but I’ll treat you like a brother if we get that close

I wrote a tweet I EXSIST TODAY

@matisyahu I was just listening to some throw back black eyed pees and I herd some similarities to ur one day album

@LiquidDeath Dam called out by a water company I apreciate y’all a lot

There’s nothing funny about being so drunk that you soil your own pants. But who are we to judge your sense of humor? This Dry January, take a month off from alcoholism and shit your pants on your own terms. ⁣ ⁣ Liquid Death can help. Looks like beer, is actually just water.

Our floor has been flying today. So many sales and about to hit a .5 floor for the first time!🤯 To celebrate when we hit .5 floor today I am going to give one person who holds a MTG another free NFT!🙌 To enter👇 -Hold 1 MTG -Like & RT -Reply with your wallet

So we should have an nft meet up where we go to Joshua tree and do 🍄 lol

What’s better? Candy or FOMO alerts?💰🍭 Almost a 0.6 ETH gain in floor in less than 2 days since the FOMO alert, only available for Dark Echelon holders!

Sharks only bite when you try to touch there private parts

SNAPCHATMETHEMTITTIES by HI IM PAUL on #SoundCloud soundcloud.app.goo.gl/kEusgf5f8utne1…

Me

@Skepta one day we will meet again and now I make clothes so it’s lit

@_milkmaid Just 6?

a year ago today i was pushing carts at trader joe’s! today i’m a 6 figure sex worker

Change your horn sound to 🐐, 🐍🎷, 💨 or holiday jingles with latest Tesla software update!

Ill never forget when someone hit me up and simply said, "im ready to be interviewed" so i told them how much id charge and they got mad lmao.

Hit it from the bavk and watch my abs form in the mirror

This years Christmas gift from my brother 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

I gotta give you everything you deserve 🤝

I just want two boyfriends.