thorlander9 🇺🇸 Out fishin' & choppin' wood

@PuckettsPond Nobody wants to go downtown for their own safety.

The empty green seats in downtown Minneapolis tell a story of a fan base staging a quiet, frustrated attendance revolt. puckettspond.com/minnesota-twin…

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅SPENCER PRATT 🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅FOR MAYOR🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅OF LOS ANGELES🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

LOS ANGELES IS WAKING UP!! ELECT PRATT MAYOR🇺🇸

@JohnLanoVoice I'll help. Analytics SUCK!!!!

I do not understand Brooks Lee. Somehow, this profile has a 106 wRC+. Can anyone help me understand???

Hey, Los Angeles. Are you really going to reelect the same Mayor that has destroyed you? Really? Wow!

Anyone still wondering how we racked up a $40 Trillion deficit? I'd estimate that between 50% and 100% of the deficit is because of fraud. We want our fucking money back.

How does this happen? She quite literally let the city burn to the ground while she was out of the country and people still want to re-elect her? Make it make sense

DEPORT these savages.

Vaccines cause autism. Abortion is murder. COVID vaccines are bioweapons. Transgenderism is evil. Feminism is cancer. Your government hates you. The end.

For all my MAGA-hating liberals. Picture this: You pay for your ticket, wait two hours in line for your favorite roller coaster, and right as you get to the front, 500 people who didn’t pay anything cut in front of you and ride for free. That’s illegal immigration.

The dual-income household didn't liberate women. It inflated housing prices, created the childcare industrial complex, and turned every family into a tax bracket. Two incomes later, you're still broke — just busier.

@MVPrielipp Lewis had leg injuries which hurt his swing and took away his athleticism. Maybe he has his legs back now. Also the cheap inexperienced coaching staffs and trainers have hurt the Twins.

In all seriousness the thing that actually killed the Twins progress from 2023 beyond the Pohlad family hijinks was Royce Lewis falling off It’s like the single biggest on field factor

@asiddiqui15 Gotta pay the Hitman when he decides. Maybe Lattimore or Trevon Diggs?

#Vikings are $13,114,833 under the cap via OTC.

@ValerieAnne1970 Then the US Government better pay for all lyme disease treatment for human AND animals. Farmers should be compensated for lost livestock.

U.S. Senator Michael Bennet: "Did you say Lyme Disease is an ENGINEERED BIOWEAPON?" RFK Jr: "I DID say that." In the 1960s, U.S. Army released 282,800 radioactive ticks into Virginia & Montana to see how far & how fast they’d spread for biowarfare purposes, including 152,000 Carbon-14 tagged Lone Star ticks. The Bill Gates Foundation poured $7.6 MILLION into creating self-spreading genetically modified cattle ticks engineered to spread rapidly through wild populations. The Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation has funded Alpha-Gal Syndrome vaccine research at Vanderbilt since 2012 — exactly when tick-borne red meat allergies started exploding across America. • Tick populations surging nationwide, causing permanent meat allergies for hundreds of thousands • Gates begins aggressively promoting lab-grown synthetic meat in 2013 • By 2017, $20 MILLION invested into companies like Memphis Meats (now Upside Foods) Now, nearly half a million Americans suffer from Alpha Gal Syndrome. They create the problem. They own the “solution.” This isn’t random. This is a business model.

@cantguardjake The poor snowflake pitcher got his witto feelings hurt. Awwww!

What kind of fucking loser throws a kid out of a regional like this?

Some of you are big mad that I’m not going to settle for perpetual losing candidates on the ballot anymore. I don’t care about your feelings. I care about saving Minnesota.

@tlschwerz They better trade for Mlodzinski.

Congrats on your debut Mike Paredes. Your reward is a trip back across town tomorrow.

@DennisSundlie @J_D_Cameron He's at AA New Hampshire for Toronto hitting .333./409/.953

@J_D_Cameron Is Patrick Winkel still around / available?

Ricardo Olivar is being carted off the field for the Saints. Had to be helped into the dugout. #MNTwins

@J_D_Cameron Jinxed him by talking him up yesterday

@SleeperMLBTwins Just got swept by the Pirates and one of their starters, Carmen Mlodzinski got bumped to the pen and is mad so they put him on the restricted list. Trade with the Twins for Wallner and Kriedler.

BREAKING #MNTwins RHP Bailey Ober is going on the injured list with right elbow inflammation The Twins have selected the contract of RHP Mike Paredes as the corresponding move