F.U

please and fucking THANK YOU

Has there ever been a faster white fullback in football’s history? Just one.

@0xSweep Why does Amazon not use AI to screen returns? Surely, an automated process to identify suspicious returns would cost peanuts to Amazon

A 22 year old in Spain scammed Amazon out of $370,000 by returning boxes full of dirt Amazon refunds returns based on one thing which is the weight of the box when it comes back If the weight matches the original item, the refund goes through automatically and nobody opens the box James Gilbert Kwarteng figured this out in 2018 The way it worked was almost stupidly easy He would order an expensive item on Amazon, a phone, a laptop, a piece of electronics, anything over a few hundred dollars When it arrived he would weigh it to the gram, fill the original box with the exact same weight in dirt and ship it back as a return Amazon's warehouse would log the box at the correct weight, process the return and refund him in full He would then sell the real item online and pocket both the refund and the resale price He did it so many times that he eventually registered a limited company for the operation and called it "Kwartech." A portmanteau of his surname and the word technology, run out of his apartment in Palma de Mallorca The scheme ran for over a year and pulled in roughly €300,000, about $370,000 at the time Returned boxes full of dirt were piling up in Amazon warehouses across Europe because nobody was opening them He only got caught because Amazon changed their return policy and started spot checking packages An employee in Barcelona opened one of his boxes at random, found it full of soil and flagged it to the Technological Crimes Unit of the Balearic Islands Police traced the returns back to Kwartech and arrested him in August 2019 The case was called the biggest Amazon scam ever recorded in Europe at the time He showed up to court, posted €3,000 bail and walked out the same day Others took the same playbook and got more sophisticated with it A guy in North Carolina named Hudson Hamrick pulled $290,000 out of Amazon over four years by ordering expensive electronics, guitars and tools and returning cheaper broken versions of the same items in the original boxes An international ring called REKK openly advertised their services on Reddit and Discord, charging a fee to get fake refunds approved on anything you ordered They pulled in millions by bribing Amazon employees to push the refunds through manually before anyone could inspect the package Amazon spent $1.2 billion in 2022 alone trying to fight return fraud and hired 15,000 people to work on it full time The craziest part is that the original scam still works today Weigh the item, match the weight, ship back something worthless, collect the refund Amazon processes millions of returns a week and the machine checking the box at the warehouse only knows one thing about what's inside it

In Brazil, street surveillance cameras captured a hilarious moment where a "husband running away from his wife," a "cat running away from a dog," and a "thief running away from the police" all appeared at the same time. 😂

@ScottKacsmar You know Zola started as a tweet

You could make a movie about this. An actor tells his friends to use a betting market to bet on him to die in a TV show since he's completed filming. But little does he know they end up using a different ending and he lives, so they lose every bet. Now they're out to kill him for real after losing everything.

@UziCryptoo Betsy Kettleman core

A single accountant stole $53 million from her employer over 20 years and nobody noticed Rita Crundwell was the comptroller of Dixon, Illinois with a population of 15,000 She opened a secret bank account called “Reserve Sewer Capital Development Account” For two decades she transferred city funds into it while filing fake invoices She used the money to become the most successful quarter horse breeder in America Owned 400 horses, multiple farms, a custom bus, and a $2.1 million motorhome She won the World Championship in quarter horse breeding four times while actively robbing a small town Only got caught because a substitute accountant covered her desk while she was on vacation The city had been cutting firefighter jobs and road repairs for years while this was happening $53 million. One woman. 20 years. One vacation.

Feb 1, 2026: Man City star Rodri accuses the referee of not being neutral. "I know we won too much and the people don't want us to win, but the referee has to be neutral. It's not fair because we work so hard. When everything is finished, you are frustrated." He was fined £80k and FA panel “unanimously” agreed he hadn’t met threshold for a “sporting sanction” March 20, 2026: Harry Maguire gives away a penalty and is sent off. Later claimed he called officials a “fucking joke” as he went off. Maguire and United disputed fourth official’s claim. FA sided with officials and hand an extra one-game suspension to #mufc defender Right…

@ryanmaluco If you aced the Marine Corps Martial Arts Program

só se usa cavanhaque fechado em três situações: - se vc se chamar miguel gonzales santos esperanto e for um latino médio - se vc for um carioca pai ausente com reflexo de bolinha que adora uma briga de torcids organizada e trabalha de mototaxi - se vc cozinhar metanfetamina

Lmfao. Six characters with continental to multi continental to small planetary level strength struggling to lift a ship...

BREAKING: Spurs become the first team in history to have zero New Manager Bounce three times in the same season

@suksesberatttt Social engineering is so easy nowadays

What year were you born?😭🤣

@DavidD_Chapman Oh please, they couldn't even conquer Ukraine

Withdraw from NATO and withdraw all US troops from US bases in Europe and see how many days it takes Russia to conquer Europe.

@FearedBuck Schrondinger's baby

A British woman who had s-x with identical twins within four days of each other has been told it is not possible to identify the baby’s father. (news.sky.com/story/woman-wh…)

@AmeliaRodrigJan Most people cant wrap their heads around the result but guess what, 80K per year is way above the median income of anybody in the US. Now imagine you factor those in age, race and background

that app gotta be flawed she ain’t delusional.

@DailyTurkic Turkish Harry Maguire

This Turkish man missed a penalty, then scored an own goal.

@krus_chiki It was a fucking HBO-miniseries not a documentary

I don’t like this scene because it was quite inaccurate, the minister of coal started his career as a coal miner at age 15 and was quite well liked by the miners. he was also much older than this guy

@OptaJoe The real bottlers

10 – Reigning Premier League champions to lose 10+ games in a season: Leeds United in 1992-93 (15) Blackburn Rovers in 1995-96 (13) Manchester United in 2013-14 (12) Chelsea in 2015-16 (12) Leicester City in 2016-17 (18) Chelsea in 2017-18 (10) Liverpool in 2025-26 (10) Feeble.

@SkySportsNews Poor punditry. Anybody with an ounce of football knowledge could have predicted the losses. The matchups were completely lopsided: No. 1 in La liga vs No. 9 in the Epl No. 1 in Ligue 1 vs No. 6 in the Epl No. 3 in La liga vs No. 16 in the Epl

''The Premier League is stronger, but the top teams [European sides] when it comes to knockouts, are just better'' Analysis as Newcastle, Chelsea, Spurs and Manchester City exit the Champions League having conceded 28 goals between them across two legs ❌

@TeleFootball @JBurtTelegraph Bollocks! Only 2 premier league teams have made it to the quarter final stage in each of the last 4 years. All of sudden this year it is down to playing style. If the playing style was so great i the other 3 years, why didn't more PL teams dominate?

🖋️ "The Premier League clubs do not play good enough football and maybe that is because they also do not have the best attacks. "The “big four” in Europe do." Read why @JBurtTelegraph thinks this here 👇 telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

@ManagerTactical Throwback to Arsenal starting a 16yr old keeper

Pretty insane that a 16 year old American 🇺🇸 gk might start for Bayern in the Champions League this week.