The Governor

Bones hyland keeps my bone smilin

@PISS_NUKES Getting on the treadmill as soon as I get home

Did you know you’re allowed to smoke a cigarette if you did 30 min of cardio today

I poured windshield washer fluid into my grape Powerade bottle and I’m drinking it in public like it’s totally normal. These idiots around me don’t even know😂😂

@micheal_ws18 Is this an unpopular opinion or a question?

Unpopular opinion: is it okay to add a scoop of protein powder to your morning coffee?

@octopuscaveman @1990AO1974 You taught those kids a valuable lesson about fairness in life.

@triggerforhire @1990AO1974 Probably not but it got me some quiet time to sleep

There’s a whole high school football team in my hotel being loud assholes so I told their chaperone I saw some kids smoking weed by the dumpsters. Now there’s like 40 kids in the parking lot doing push-ups at 10pm

@octopuscaveman @1990AO1974 I think what you did was honorable

@1990AO1974 Every day of my life but still fuck them kids

@GregCity @bigcontentguy You know who

@bigcontentguy who is "they"

Remember when everybody used to pretend that they couldn’t stand the tv volume being on an odd number? Everyone that ever did that while I was around is no longer in my life.

@kenwheeler @HeadmasterDuck Sweet clapback, fag.

@triggerforhire @HeadmasterDuck lmfao you think it’s $8

i’m at this airport bar called the “Bud Light Lounge” Bud Light logos on the tables. Bud Light logos on the walls. Servers wearing Bud Light shirts. You are not going to fucking believe what they don’t have in draft or bottle form, at all, not even on the menu.

@kenwheeler @HeadmasterDuck And almost all of them are bots, but I still get chuds like you to bite on my shit talk. Are you net positive on the month after sending Elon his $8?

@triggerforhire @HeadmasterDuck you’re the one using the app, spending your time tweeting to 25 people

@kenwheeler @HeadmasterDuck Does 60k followers on the worst social media app make you famous these days? Congrats, you made it.

@triggerforhire @HeadmasterDuck yep that’s me, famously known for being dumb

@HeadmasterDuck @kenwheeler Right… this guy thinks everybody is as dumb as him

@kenwheeler That's unbelievable. As in, I literally don't believe it.

@LuisMLifts @BowTiedYukon Better than most. Getting in there is half the battle, you should know “coach”

@BowTiedYukon Them guys that are sitting on a machine yawning and looking groggy. Barely break a sweat but then tell everyone they work out at 6am 5x a week.

It’s ok bro stay in bed and sleep in. There’s enough people half assing it at the gym taking up the machines anyway

Asking the guy who is clearly on a run if he needs a ride

@PeterM22660 Nordeast, ball knower.

A 5th year sounds real nice right about now.

It’s cool that swampfest, which was a BMX only event, let skateboards in after a few years. An all skateboard event would NEVER allow bikes in.

Pretty much a staple of my sundays for the past year has been rotting all morning then driving to the Indian restaurant and eating so much that I feel ill on the drive home.

@jaxonthunderr What’s his name?

I’m doing a 5th year dude

Clavicular may be funny and brain rot but I think he’s actually going to do incredibly harmful things to the younger generation that will be super apparent in the next decade. Men caring about their looks above all can not be a net positive

@KurtBenkert They are playing on a 3d plane. Use all of it.

I like a lot about flag football, but I absolutely hate the ass drop / hip drop stuff. Just make people miss side to side instead of dropping your flags to the floor in traffic. I’d like to see it emulate the real game a little bit more in that aspect.

This Vanderbilt Nebraska game is the loudest I’ve heard in the tournament yet. It’s the first half still😂😂