Alan Rice
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- World markets crashed today
- US markets didn't
- Many countries eager to negotiate no tariffs for no tariffs, will be contagious
- More countries start making deals
- Market keeps going up
- "Tariffs - Could They Be Transitory?" headline printed by NYP
- People: "Maybe China will make a deal too"
- China: "No."
- People in China: "Fuck, that's where we get all our money"
- People in US: "Fuck, that's where we get all our stuff"
- Realization sets in. Next market down leg, lower this time
- China starts looking like unwilling party and gets pressured by other countries, its people and civil unrest starts
- Bill Ackman admits he was wrong on April 7th but is definitely right about China, writes 8,472 character tweet explaining how Trump is wrong and tells him "just let it go" and drop tariffs against China
- Trump subtweets Ackman, calling him "Slackman" and a WEAK and SOFT Panican (4 exclamation marks)
- Spring hits, China is shambles and turns out we're artificially inflating RE ever since the Evergrande deal
- US home buyer season never starts, buyers have no money and lack confidence, sellers panic and lower prices into the fall
- Tesla loses China market, Elon goes full John McCafee
- JPow cuts but it was too late, decided to full-send QE and MBS again to compensate
- Markets rip on the news
- Wait... wtf. Why didn't markets rip this time??
- Britney Spears upgrades knife dances to flamethrowers
- SPY trades 420 - 420.69 range bound for 6 years as US figures out how to automate manufacturing with AI
- Holy crap, AI actually _is_ useful, we just needed to ban it for the web devs
- All animals de-extincted, including the dinosaurs
- Dinosaurs are really nice actually, it's a shame we couldnt have brought them back earlier. Commercially breeded and sold as VR Tomagatchi 2.0
- SPY trades 421 to 421.70 for a year
- The Comet actually hits, everyone even the dinosaurs (again)
- That was a lie Joe Rogan is very much still alive and well
- Web devs continue fighting on X about hydration
- Wait... I thought everyone died?
- Redditors continue posting memes from other social media platforms they find offensive and talk about how "cringe" they are
- Eternity ends
NFA!! IANAL
Jim Cramer@jimcramer
We don't want to se the futures up this much. So strange. We have come in down every night for 9 nights. Now the futures are up huge. Where are the sellers. Things aren't "better" now unless we are at levels people, at last, like.
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Most startup pitches sound like:
"We are building an ai native platform that streamlines the process of..."
I'm not joking when I say this but the majority of founders cannot explain what their company does in plain English.
This comes from an innate desire that most founders have; they want to make their work sound impressive.
They are also afraid that somebody will poke holes in their plan. So it feels safer to sound vague and impressive, than precise and plain.
If this resonates, here's something that might help.
A startup is a bet. Something that can be stated plainly and tested.
Somebody should be able to poke holes and take the opposing side of the bet. That's normal.
These criticisms shouldn't be surprising and while you might not have complete certainty, you should feel comfortable enough in your approach.
Once you do that, it'll naturally reflect in how you communicate your idea.
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Shohei Ohtani, man.
The biggest name in the sport. Coming to the plate with a chance to do something incredible on the night of his own MVP Bobblehead giveaway.
Entire crowd stands as one hoping to see something memorable.
First pitch. Bang. Legend.
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