WarrenBuffering

@afterlithiumx @ThePrimeagen how do you apply it to the depths?

@WarrenInTheBuff The best thing you can do is apply manuca honey to the depths of your throat. Just ask @ThePrimeagen

My throat is super sore, pretty sure its the hantavirus

@wimachtendink @AlpacaAurelius Holstein?

@WarrenInTheBuff @AlpacaAurelius the wife and I, city folk, are "moo cow" enjoyers, but they don't appear to be on the list. The black and white ones like on old GatewayPC boxes

screw your astrology sign, whats your favorite type of cow

@Ericlewis that's probably why it got worse

@WarrenInTheBuff excuse me sir but that should just be bourbon and NyQuil during the day

LPT: How to fight a man cold

plz just make him stop

@max_spero_ delete your account

Can anyone explain to me why we don’t have ethical meat? Surely we can give the farm animal a significantly better life than it would have lived in the wild.

@BloomsGreensIE @fjzeit parent failure

Funny how we spent 13 years in education, yet most practical life skills are things we have to teach ourselves as adults 🙃

@Mongoose_Studio no not those

@WarrenInTheBuff verizon.com/basic-phones/

I know I almost never go on rants, but I have one that's nagging at me...What is this ever-connected culture we've cultivated Work has 6 different platforms, social media is a few, selling stuff on the internet is a few more. Don't forget to check your emails. Also there's a new Teams message you missed. Did you check your Google calendar? Not sure it's in sync with your Outlook and Notion calendars. Thankfully there's a plugin for that on Slack, unfortunately it only works half the time. You might have a meeting in 15 minutes btw, your smartwatch will probably let you know but it depends if Slack's CRON fires on a semi-regular interval. Your mom is calling and your dad just sent you a text. Meanwhile your wife sms'd how you were doing 2 hours ago and asked you to pick something up from the store, plz don't forget it. The mail carrier just showed up, open those letters on time, they literally say time sensitive right there on the envelope. Yeah it's for a 5% off coupon at the local dealership but it *does* expire tomorrow. Push notif new video just dropped, you gotta watch it you wouldn't believe what this means for your livelihood. Your computer is warning you about the time you spent in meetings so you get in the car to catch a breath, but your car is cataloguing and prioritizing your messages and calls, to help I reject this reality and would switch to a flip phone if they still made them. Thankfully it looks like I get to build one myself And I don't even have Discord, for very intentional reasons. Yeah I'm just out on all of this shit. Find me in real life or hit me on the flip phone whenever I finally finish it

@thdxr they don't realize it tho

i'll spend months flirting with a concept and the finally understanding it then it'll be a few more months until i master it enough to articulate it to others and when i do i get the reply "you're just realizing this?"

@Mongoose_Studio Verizon

@WarrenInTheBuff I don't know what phone companies you have in Canada. 🙄

@thechrismcneese good idea

@WarrenInTheBuff Gotta watch out for the copperheads. Just take a shovel or hoe with you tomorrow.

@Mongoose_Studio Even worse. AT&T literally doesn't have coverage here

@WarrenInTheBuff OK, here's an ATT one, if you swing that way. att.com/buy/phones/tcl…

@mgdotdev @SLoptimise I have a conscience and don't want to fix things on a Saturday night sir

@WarrenInTheBuff @SLoptimise Just put a big “PROVIDED AS IS” in the rental agreement it’ll be fiiiiine

Painting goes so much faster when you just don’t give a shit about the floors

@Mongoose_Studio yeah, a bad one!

@WarrenInTheBuff It was an example. 🤷‍♂️

@mgdotdev @SLoptimise No bribe money. This is gonna be a rental and I need a clear af conscience for whatever might somehow possibly happen

@WarrenInTheBuff @SLoptimise Do you usually put the bribe money in a switch box or a plug box?

@Mongoose_Studio Why the hell would I want a T-Mobile phone? And I say this as a T-Mobile hackathon winner that received an iPhone 8 plus 2K a few years back

@WarrenInTheBuff Huh? Tmobile will sell you this one right meow t-mobile.com/cell-phone/son… I'm not really a phone guy so maybe I'm missing something here, but when I considered it a few years back there were new companies selling dumb phones because lots of people want them now.

@mgdotdev @SLoptimise yeah you'll be gucci

@WarrenInTheBuff @SLoptimise Haven’t done the electrical yet, but ya I’d say that’s SOP. First staple <12in from box and every 4 feet, etc

I know it’s cheesy and I’m dating myself but a line from a Styx song always stuck with me and just gets more true every passing day - “The problem's plain to see, too much technology Machines to save our lives, machines dehumanize” I’m semi retired and I live alone and I find myself addicted to newsfeeds and several social media platforms. It’s unhealthy and I need to start unplugging much more than I have been. It’s even more evident at the gym. Almost everyone stares at their phone for sometimes minutes between sets. We’ve lost the sense of community.

@mgdotdev @SLoptimise did you secure the boxes and linemans twist the wires?

@WarrenInTheBuff @SLoptimise Oh ya this’ll be done in 4 weeks tops (Assuming Idaho doesnt drag feet with electrical inspections)

@thechrismcneese Buried my tonka truck in the dirt by the local stream and had to ditch it bc the copperhead got mean. Hopefully will undig it tomorrow

@WarrenInTheBuff Best way to do it. Sadly there’s the trend “going 90s” that’s just basically like you and I lived our childhood. We just went out and did things without having to post it on the internet.

@Mongoose_Studio No they don't, not carrier enabled

@WarrenInTheBuff They still exist. Search for "dumb phone"