Yoni Mazuz
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Dessert bookkeeper, short king, friend to all birds… ugh ok mastodon https://t.co/bzeZkbghSk Bluesky @yonatron.com
FCC Chair: Trump is winning. Look at the results—PBS and NPR defunded. Joy Reid, Sleepy-Eyed Chuck Todd, Jim Acosta, John Dickerson are gone. Colbert is leaving. CBS is under new ownership, and soon enough CNN will have new ownership as well.
BREAKING: More details emerge on a potential peace deal between the US and Iran, per Axios. Details include: 1. US officials say there could be "room to negotiate" over returning frozen assets to Iran 2. "They call it reparations. Maybe we call it return of frozen money," the official said 3. US says any deal to end the war would need to include the reopening of the Strait of Hormuz, address Iran's stockpile of highly enriched uranium, and also establish a long-term agreement on Iran's nuclear program, ballistic missiles and support for proxies in the region 4. Iranian demands include a ceasefire, guarantees that the war will not resume in the future, and compensation We expect an eventful week ahead.
"As her 13-year-old son wailed and her older daughter produced paperwork proving her mother was in the United States lawfully, the agents shackled Ms. Mehari and took her away." nytimes.com/2026/01/26/us/…
ICE Associate Director Marcos Charles says that any individual that ICE agents encounter in, around, or in-route to a "target" is fair game for an interrogation, leaving the interviewer stunned.
“Let’s move Noon to 1pm” is fake time. This is a horrible idea. Your preference for evening daylight forces kids to stand at bus stops two hours before sunrise. The proper solution is permanent standard time with a realignment of time zones.
NEW: @potus letter to @jonasgahrstore links @NobelPrize to Greenland, reiterates threats, and is forwarded by the NSC staff to multiple European ambassadors in Washington. I obtained the text from multiple officials: Dear Ambassador: President Trump has asked that the following message, shared with Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre, be forwarded to your [named head of government/state] “Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT”
Trump: Milk would help your cognitive abilities? Carson: Absolutely. You can tell who has been drinking milk. Trump: I took a cognitive test—I’ve taken a lot of them. I've aced all of them because I drink milk.
@ajlamesa Don't play fuckin stupid you idiot. He's right there sticking the camera in the guy's face yapping at him interfering with him doing his job. See how you like it someone shoving a fuckin camera in your face when you're doing your job. Drop your condescending Pollyanna bullshit
Jesse Watters highlights that Renee Nicole Good, the woman killed by ICE, had "pronouns in her bio" and "leaves behind a lesbian partner and a child from a previous marriage"
The peace of a nation no longer besieged by the third world.
They are cancelling naturalization ceremonies now. This isn’t about illegal immigration . It’s about LEGAL immigration: One Step From Citizenship, Some Find It Eludes Their Grasp nytimes.com/2025/12/06/us/… via @NYTimes
