Liberal Cabinet Room: So here's what we are going to do: 1) Announce big layoffs so people think we are reining in spending. 2) Pay a bunch to retire early with a big buy out & full pension. 3) Then have DND hire many of the remaining ones who will keep their level. 4) Add it to our NATO commitments. *applause all around*

A roadmap for cuts: "Those ministries and agencies where employees (a) can’t be bothered to show up for work on the days they’re required, or (b) are streaming Netflix, should be the first on the chopping block."