You're a voter in Clacton on 13 August. Your choice is Reform, or a man dressed as a bin. The established parties didn't bother to send you a candidate. You feel like they care about you so little they literally sent you a bloke dressed as a bin. That's all you need to know

@RossKempsell Once you have this knowledge, you will be in a position to realise the obvious choice is to vote Count Binface.