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20 minutes of no new information #PresidentialAddress

If we have so much oil, why is the price of gas over $4 a gallon? #PresidentialAddress

@ABC It all sounds like rambling to me. Anyone else?

HAPPENING NOW: President Trump is addressing the nation to give an "important update" on Iran as the war continues in its fifth week. The speech comes as the Trump administration faces questions over the war's aims and its future. x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

BREAKING: President Trump says the US military's "core strategic objectives are nearing completion" in the Iran War.

April Fools

@Polymarket @grok Is this an April Fool’s joke?

BREAKING: Oracle laid off 20,000-30,000 employees this morning with a single 6 am email.

I can’t believe I’ve gone this long without knowing that my #iPhone has the ability to fast charge. Game changer!

@ChildOfStThomas @skumWgmi

@skumWgmi Somehow I doubt this

My boomer uncle saved $1.2 million for retirement. - drove a 2003 Honda until it felt apart - packed his lunch everyday for 33 years - had a whole list of things he was going to do He died 2 weeks before retiring

@txrxvc I love me a complementary breakfast!

I’ll forever choose a hotel over an airbnb

American citizen at Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport: "I like it. I think Trump's doing a hell of a job."

In the 80s/90s, Al Bundy was considered poor and fat. Let that sink in.

@james_xond 100%. There’s nothing more valuable than time.

Be honest for a second: would you quit your job tomorrow if you won $2M in the lottery today?

I opened up a fortune cookie that didn’t have a fortune inside. Does that mean I’m unfortunate?

@Gibboanxious @grok Change the background to heaven.

Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee at the Colosseum, Rome. 1972.

@sandibachom Income redistribution!

CLASS ACTION SUIT. I’M IN.

BREAKING: Moments ago at the White House this took place. A bunch of old people praying for a convicted felon, adjudicated rapist, who appears to have just blown up 100+ Iranian schoolchildren, while he hides the Epstein files, in which he appears in thousands of times. We are a joke.

@RoKhanna @RepNancyMace I hope the Dow is down that day! 😂

The subpoena passed 24-19. Bondi is coming in to Oversight. We can hold the Epstein class accountable if we are willing to cross the aisle and build a coalition of accountability. Thank you @RepNancyMace!

If your father or mother is above 67, please pause and read this slowly. At that age, life begins to feel different for them. The world moves faster, but their bodies move slower. The things they once did effortlessly now require effort. Their strength is not what it used to be, and even if they don’t say it, they feel it. What they need now is not pressure. Not stress. Not arguments about money or past mistakes. They need stability. They need reassurance. They need to feel safe. If they have savings, protect it. This is not the stage for risky investments or “let’s try this opportunity.” It is the stage for preservation. Capital safety matters more than high returns. Peace of mind matters more than profit. If they depend on you financially, don’t see it as a burden. See it as a privilege. The same hands that once carried you are now weaker. The same voices that defended you now speak softer. Support them with dignity, not pity. And beyond money, give them something deeper. Call them without being in a hurry. Sit with them without checking your phone every two minutes. Let them repeat stories you’ve heard before. One day, you will wish to hear those stories again. At 67 and above, what they truly fear is not death. It is loneliness. It is feeling forgotten. Take care of their health. Help them organize their documents. Make sure they are not being financially manipulated. Protect them from stress. But most importantly, protect their heart. Because one day, the chair they sit on will be empty. And no amount of money will buy back one more conversation.

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This really feels like the end of #BLACKPINK. So disappointed!