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“Whoever killed Cook has their own recipe…For murder.”

@richfamouswhite I don’t think it’s THAT similar.

The secret is similar to everybody's lives. Be born into a rich and strict household, trip over a pebble one day on the sidewalk, and have a famous entrepreneur be the one to help you up who then offers for you to become a shareholder once they learn who your parents are 😂💸

@browncooker Yeah. Yikes for sure.

@0nGu4rd yyyyikes.

Plus, I’m in charge of shipwide security. I have to spend my whole day doing what I just said.

@browncooker Not that I know of.

@0nGu4rd dang. do you even get any breaks?

@Pink_MIRACorp Looks like you guys are handling stuff better than us around this ship. It sucks doing everything for the whole ship and crew. Plus, I’m being falsely accused of the murder of my closest Crewmate, Cook.

Remember to mop up conspicuous pools of blood aboard your ship. Good associates maintain hygiene and take initiative to reduce the risk of slipping hazards, lowering MIRA medical expenditure! [Disclaimer: We do not cover medical costs regardless. Regarding the blood, don't ask.]

Hard day at work. Keeping everybody in the ship safe while making sure it’s stable WHILE also finding clues on who unalived Cook AND being accused of unaliving Cook is pretty hard. Also, while I’m at it, I have to find more clues that show that I’m innocent. Tough day.

@LY1N2ME //two steps ahead 🥹

//i wonder if people are gonna be making parody accounts when among us story mode comes out