The Professor

yeah bitch suck this mosquito dick

me trying to find the HDMI port on my TV

DeAndre Ayton, 7 feet tall, 1 Rebound

Mase didn't retire willingly, he was chased out of Harlem, don't let that nigga lie to you

I love when big budget artistes spend their money right.

Supervisor "I'm sorry we can't sign the papers to approve your vacation days" Me:

That ride long enough for somebody to say “let me out” and they all still stayed on task

Kids, this right here is why you do not get into fist f!ghts with random n!ggas.

watching the cops search my truck for the bag that is in my sock

If somebody has the drop on you they have the drop on you, nothing you can do about it, anybody can get robbed and doesn't make you Pussy either

Here come the suburban kids talking about Gucci a snitch.

Pooh Shiesty an Ungrateful Mf that’s all I’m taking from this. Niggas put u in position to ball ya whole life and he let mfs get in his head in the Feds

All world wars have been initiated by White people

@KidSoxa What did he do?

nah what Gucci Mane did worse than what Gunna did

@1GucciPuccii @blackiiingout I’d bet money Guwop ain’t telling. That ain’t how he roll. This story leaked 3 days after it happened everybody knew about this. My bet is someone there told and Pooh Shiesty is fresh out on Probation so this is an entirely new charge. He’s fucked

Streets dead 💀 for real , so basically Gucci Mane snitch because how else would these guys be charged unless the victim is pressing charges , I want to see what Atlanta & others have to say about this ? This is crazy work ! This Big Guwop let’s see how this play and what others have to say…

Feds say Pooh Shiesty x Big 30 robbed Gucci Mane and others to get out of his contract😭😭😭😭😭

Comp update: Kirk Cousins will sign a five-year, $172 million deal with the Raiders that in reality is a one-year, fully-guaranteed $20 million deal that also contains a club option for two years at $80M. The Falcons will pay Cousins $8.7 million this season, the Raiders another $1.3 million and Las Vegas also agreed to pay its new QB a fully-guaranteed $10 million roster bonus on the third day of the 2027 new league year. And maybe most notably, it also sets another new mark: this will be the 11th straight NFL season in which Cousins’ contract will be fully guaranteed.

@AdamSchefter Kirk Cousins' agent needs a statue. To have 11 straight seasons fully guaranteed in the NFL is a legendary business move.

@AdamSchefter Kirk Cousins and his agent every offseason

I just want to take this opportunity to point out that there is a man named Henry Walter Wooten, from Smith County, Texas, who is serving 35 YEARS IN PRISON for marijuana possession. Carry on.