LifeChangingCrypto

@TedPillows OH BUGGER OFF TED. YOU TOLD US ETH WOULD OUTPERFORM BITCOIN

This is not a rug-pulled memecoin. This is ETH/BTC chart.

@TedPillows OH FUK OFF TED YOU WERE CALLING A SUPER CYCLE

$USDT.D top hasn't happened yet for this cycle. This means $BTC and most alts haven't bottomed yet.

@TorayKortan YOU TOLD US ALL TO TRADE ON FTX YOU MUPPET

The sheer force of sudden aggression that they’re about to let all hell loose again and doing it so obviously, plus the fact everyone’s now expecting it, leads me to believe and hope they won’t actually do it and it’s another nothing burger where they quickly kiss and make up. And if they do… well… we have our next covid/ftx style bottom lol. Just feels weird it’s being engineered to feel so obvious. I miss the old crypto.

@TedPillows OH FUK OFF TED YOU CUNT. YOU WERE TELLING US TO SHORT THIS MORNING

$180,000,000 shorts liquidated in the past 30 minutes.

@TedPillows OH PISS OFF TED AMSTERDAM IS FULL OF AFRICANS

GM☕️. Early gym in Amsterdam 🇳🇱

@TedPillows OH PISS OFF TED YOU WERE TELLING US TO GO ALL IN ON DEFI

Another day another DeFi hack, this time on Thorchain 😅

@RelentlessTJ @LucasPelucas50 @ohadoren @MXDayTrading @Erotikarl @DaniCaps4 HI! HOW CAN I JOIN YOU NIGGERS? 🤓

Mixed Results At The Day Trading Team House @LucasPelucas50 @ohadoren @MXDayTrading @Mighyscalper @Erotikarl @DaniCaps4

@TedPillows OH PISS OFF TED WE ARE ABOVE 80K

$BTC is hovering around the $79,500 level. US stock futures are up again, while Oil is slightly down. Pre-market stock trading insights: ▫️Nasdaq futures is up 0.30% 🟠 ▫️S&P futures is up 0.37% 🟠

@TorayKortan OH PISS OFF TORAY YOU WERE BALLS DEEP IN LONGS YESTERDAY

I hate that the markets just lingering here like are you going to armageddon us back to the lows or rip us to the heavens just get it over with

@TedPillows OH PISS OFF TED YOU WERE CALLING 90K LAST WEEK

$BTC has large sell orders around the $81,000-$85,000 level. On the downside, large buy orders have been placed around the $78,000-$80,000 level.

@TedPillows OH BUGGER OFF TED YOU WERE SHORTING THIS MORNING

$BTC is hovering around the$80,500 level. US stock futures are up again, while Oil and DXY is positive too. Pre-market stock trading insights: ▫️Nasdaq futures is up 0.74% 🟠 ▫️S&P futures is up 0.21% 🟠

@TedPillows OH FUK OFF TED YOU TOLD US TO SHORT IT 3 WEEKS AGO

US 10Y bond yield just spiked to 4.49%, its highest level in 10 months. TACO TIME?

@TedPillows OH PISS OFF TED YOU WERE CALLING 90K YESTERDAY

$BTC daily RSI has broken below its 3-month uptrend. All eyes on the daily close now.

@TedPillows OH BUGGER OFF TED YOU WERE BULLISH LAST WEEK

Saylor's $STRC is buying, but Coinbase Bitcoin Premium is deep negative. It seems like some large entities front-ran the Saylor buying, and now they are using him as exit liquidity.

@TedPillows OH PISS OFF TED YOU WERE OPENING LONGS THIS MORNING

Daily RSI uptrend lost. MACD has flipped bearish. Coinbase Bitcoin Premium is already negative. IMO, $BTC drop to $60,000 this year is a matter of when, not if.

@TedPillows OH FUK OFF TED I LEFT ENGLAND BECAUSE THERE ARE TOO MANY PAKISTANIS

Who lives in Manchester? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@TedPillows BROTHER UNBLOCK MY OTHER ACCOUNT KINGDAVE. I WAS ONLY JOKING

@1Lifecrypto Good for you

GM☕️. What a night in BCN ⚽️🇪🇸

@TedPillows OH PISS OFF TED

Ethereum Treasury companies are still not showing much strength. This needs to reverse for a $ETH rally.

@TedPillows OH BUGGER OFF TED YOU WERE SHORTING LAST WEEK

Binance is heavily bidding $ETH now. It seems like Garrett is done with selling.

@TedPillows @WhiteBit @volodymyr_nosov OH FUK OFF TED BARCELONA IS FULL OF GHANIANS

What a night in Barcelona 🇪🇸 Barcelona are La Liga champions once again 🙌🏻 Visca el Barça! Thanks for the invite @whitebit and @volodymyr_nosov.