Flywalker

Planet Fitness won’t let me cancel my gym membership.

Memphis killed Young Dolph and Memphis niggas just took a Greyhound to Dallas to rob Gucci Mane and ya'll wondering why Lebron don't wanna hang out there on his day off, he got shit to lose

me trying to find the HDMI port on my TV

April fools doesn’t hit the same living in a misinformation epidemic

Some NBA teams now have Darius Acuff Jr. rated over Darryn Peterson on their draft boards, per @JakeLFischer (h/t @NBA__Courtside )

Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

My dog when I tell my wife he already ate dinner.

Lakers gave Cavs belt Anotha Luka 40 ball Bron most wins in NBA history 50 wins on the season Won 16 of our last 18

Me and the IT guy after I pass the phishing test

SHOWTIME LAKERS 🤯🔥 REAVES LOB TO LEBRON.

Don't forget Espn projected Lakers to be the 13th seed before the season started. I don't forget shit

THE LAKERS WENT 15-2 IN THE MONTH OF MARCH. BEWARE.

LEBRON CONTINUES TO BREAK RECORDS 👑 With the Lakers' win tonight vs. Cleveland, he passes Kareem Abdul-Jabbar for the most wins in NBA history 🔥

BREAKING: LeBron James is now the most winningest player in NBA history. GOAT.

“we’ve decided to move forward with other candidates”

LeBron James is one win away from becoming the winningest player in NBA history, passing Kareem, per @ClutchPoints. He has a chance to do it tonight against the Cavaliers. Storybook.

@LegionHoops @RunItBackFDTV Dementia

Robert Parish on LeBron, KD and Kawhi being ahead of Larry Bird on all-time lists: “With all due respect to those guys, they're not in the same conversation as Larry.” 😳 (via @RunItBackFDTV)

why are birthday freebies always a dessert what if i wanted a steak??

me to the cop during my field sobriety test