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#ImLivingProofThat traffic school doesn't have to be boring. @KatterdayFunny

Please take a road trip to visit us on Bluesky. We’d love to see you there. 🚘

#HowIPlanToResist...Treading

#HowIPlanToResist By staying locked in my “fortress”

#ResolutionsIveDitchedToday having a positive attitude 🤬

He's not going to sell any ice cream driving at that speed. #WhenIHearTheSirensIAlwaysSay

#WhenIHearTheSirensIAlwaysSay Doppler effect!

#WhenIHearTheSirensIAlwaysSay "bad boys, bad boys! what you gonna do? What you gonna do when they come for you?"

#WhenIHearTheSirensIAlwaysSay just another day in the big city

#WhenIHearTheSirensIAlwaysSay move TF over!

@JZMNOB You can't scare me. I live in Florida year round!

#WhenTheApocalypseBegins this is what it will look like

#WhenTheApocalypseBegins I’m taking my wife to this intersection in this town.

#WhenTheApocalypseBegins , I'll be looking up.

#WhenTheApocalypseBegins , I'll probably be late for that, too

#IncludeRaidWinterElite While the Raiders have to deal with snow during a winter game, the elite fans can have heated seats!

#InventionsInASongOrMovie GPS Man

#InventionsInASongOrMovie All About Seatbelts

@ref_tm You always come up with the cleverest twists!

#ItGivesMePopeyesMuscles Seafood

This rainy day arm workout : #ItGivesMePopeyesMuscles on the other side

Don't say there's nothing to do in the Doldrums. I'm ready to diddle away the days I am. I loiter a while, and dawdle again. I gather my strength to start anew On all of the loafing and lounging, I still have left to do.

#WhenIveGotNothingToDo , I sing about it. #IYKYK #PhantomTollbooth