Kat. ✨phm era 🚀

There’s only one #ProjectHailMary screening left in my local cinema per day and it’s dubbed so I’m sitting here contemplating my life because I really don’t want to hear the mistranslations and the voices in general but it’s PHM on the big screen and probably my last chance 😭😭

not only does it make rylands character a billion times more tragic (was being scared and having a happy life on earth not enough?) but if he did have a partner and/or kids, there’s a higher chance stratt might have reconsidered sending him against his will (1/4)

@eliomii Yea well I’m pretty sure another adventure would escalate as quick as this one 😂😂

@2idoingstuff normalcy? in the coltlandgentry household? no way!

#coltlandgentry happiness or smth Someone drops a “tip” to colt and ryland that their brother is alive and in trouble. Colt and ryland go on an adventure trying to “save” court who is just on another job

@eliomii At the end they says it was good for stress relief and they had fun and they should do something exciting next time too, just without the blood and Court stands there thinking, maybe they can go paintball next time…

@2idoingstuff Ryland got a hold of a baseball bat (dont ask how) and he got a liiiiittle too into smashing the bad guys with it bc a disgraced academic turned teacher? He’s got sooo much stress stored up in him

@eliomii Colt suggests that they change clothes with Court so he can drive them away, maybe take out one or two guys, and half an hour and a lot of shooting later Colt cames back limping with two full handguns and a wide grin saying he sensed more danger in a film set than here

@2idoingstuff And they finally make it to a hotel and all of a sudden court starts bolting and the two ofc follow Colt is like why do you hate us and court is like THEYRE BEHIND YOU DUMBASS And there’s like a dozen goons trying to kill them

@eliomii And when he jump out of the car Colt goes after him yelling “you did this the wrongest way possible, idiot” and Ryland nearly faints from stress in the background

@2idoingstuff They start driving toward a hospital and court starts trying to jump out the car and make a grand escape

@eliomii Ryland keeps yelling back things like “my job don’t involve as much blood as yours!!!!” While Court tries to tell them they just need to press a piece of cloth on the injury and he’s good to go (ofc he’s not)

@2idoingstuff Yesss and Colt keeps telling Ryland to fix court and Ryland is like “you KNOW I’m not that kind of doctor” and all the corny lines

@eliomii I imagine Court already bandaging himself with some trash he found and Colt is like “nuh-uh I have a first aid kit in the car” and throws Court on his shoulder and runs with him xD Thanks for the road trip 💙

They catch up to him only bc court got shot and they have a group freakout Court: what are you guys doing here get out! Go home! Colt: wtf this is the first thing you say to us after all these years you didn’t even tell us you’re out of prison Ryland: YOURE BLEEDING OUT

this part in the book made me so emotional #projecthailmary #rylandgrace (1/2)

@eliomii I’m having a vision here

@2idoingstuff Wait you cooked

A #coltlandgentry thought I just made up: Colt is the unstoppable force, Court is the unmovable object, and Ryland is a secretly third thing (a coward 😭). I love them so much your honour 💙

#coltlandgentry and how could you be no one when you're everything to me

all all all #projecthailmary (1/6)

I love them so muuuuchhh

Cosmic soulmate 💫 #Projecthailmary

@whataboutnascar aaa thank you, you're giving me a reason to sit down and edit 💙💙

@2idoingstuff I love this so bad u have no idea

#wipwednesday #coltlandgentry Sierra Six Trio I swear there’s an actual plot but still I mostly just vibing with them

@soleilose I have the first in my language!!! I hope I can read it this month ☺️

@2idoingstuff DO ITTTTTTTTTT

37yo court gentry trying to convey his lack of sexual experience : i'm not...trained

@atinydroid Because he can make a nice bath for it ☺️ I can’t wait to post itttttt I just need to fight my grammar demons now 💪

@2idoingstuff god i wanna read this so bad it looks so funny why is the dead body Ryland's job 😭