𝐒𝛂𝛈𝒋𝒊ᥫ᭡.ִֶָ𓂃

@DEADMANZOMB13 “It’s high fashion.” He walks over to the counter and grabs a potato, beginning to cut it. “Are French fries okay?” He grabs a lemon

@3LEGSTYLE Nekros rolls his eyes and leans on the door frame. "I've never seen green laced boxers but okay."

“I missed seductive Sunday so have #MANSLUTMONDAY”

@OnigiriSw0rds He frowns and finally leans against the door. How the hell are they going to coexist if they’re fighting and then fucking every five minutes?! “..Zoro.. I’m calling a truce.”

@3LEGSTYLE He locks the door entirely , scurrying around in the closet. Boxes…boxes- okay. Okay , he’s panting , he needs to hide. He really doesn’t want to talk to him , he looks into the first big box. Diving in head first to hide.

Gains for easter. ( #seductivesunday )

@OnigiriSw0rds Sanji runs toward the storage closet and bangs on the door, “OPEN UP!!”

@3LEGSTYLE “GETAWAYFROMME” HE SHOUTED , gulp wherewherewhere— STORAGE CLOSET. He goes to hide in there.

@meateatingcapn “Well.. I mean.. it depends on who you like and if she likes you back.”

@3LEGSTYLE ".. maaaaaybe. MAYBE.. but i don't know how that stuff works????"

oiiii.

@DEADMANZOMB13 “It’s boxers.” He frowns, pushing the hem of his obvious thong down, “They just ripped.” “I’m a professional. Now do you want food or not.”

@3LEGSTYLE Stares at the blonde from the door. "I don't think cooking while shirtless is a good idea... or with your thong poking out."

@OnigiriSw0rds Sanji runs after him, “GET BACK HERE!!”

@3LEGSTYLE hes just ASKING to be punched. “YER SUCHA PRICK ! GET OFFA ME !!” He finally pushes Sanji away , running to the door. Opening it and running out of the room entirely.

@deviIchain “nOTHING”

@3LEGSTYLE “ WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? “

“My will to live.”

oh- hey wait... come here u got something on ur face... let me just *mwah~* sorry... hehe...

@deviIchain “‘Bisexual’.” He makes air quotes

@3LEGSTYLE “ i’m not gay! i am *rampantly bisexual. “

@DEADMANZOMB13 He turns around and stares at Nekros. “Oh Nekros you can stay. I’m making dinner. Snacks are on the counter.” Cooking shirtless, cigarette in mouth

@3LEGSTYLE . . . "I'll come back for a snack later."

“I AM A HUMAN. I AM A HUMAN MALE!!”

@deviIchain “All I get is a perverse homosexual objectifying my beautiful human male body.” Frown

@3LEGSTYLE “ gee, SOR-RY. i shouldn’t have even said anythin’ to you. “

@meateatingcapn “I mean that’s one tiny part.. is there someone you want to be a couple with..?”

@3LEGSTYLE blinks. is that all they do? "that's it?"

@OnigiriSw0rds “NO I HATE YOU AGAIN! IM GONNA HURT YOU!! NO MORE BOUNDARIES!!” Throttle throttle

@3LEGSTYLE “WwAUUG- OI STOP IT.” IS being throttled

@meateatingcapn He pauses. “..Kiss..?”

@3LEGSTYLE "what do couples do?"

@deviIchain “Why can’t a beautiful woman call me hot?” He’s rocking back and forth “It has to be a MAN” pointed glare

@3LEGSTYLE oh. that was not the ideal reaction. “ u—uh. sanji—? “

@deviIchain Sanji faints and falls forward

@3LEGSTYLE “ hm. “ mwah. he’ll be spared. just a kiss on the cheek before letting him go. “ i guess! “

ooc. sets this here and skips away for a nap

@OnigiriSw0rds “IM GONNA KILL—” and Sanji is throttling Zoro

@3LEGSTYLE “Yeah and you sucked at it.” He found a shirt , not noticing how close Sanji was. As he put on a baggy shirt , hiding his form. “You suck at everything , guess it comes with being the prince of lameass kingdom.”