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@peachycrisis Me 😭

ghareeb ki ek nishani yeh bhi hai ke wo solo dates pe bohot jata hai

Shakira the Aima Baig of Fifa

one man's worst nightmare (me) is another man's peace (also me)

@letmebeurw0man HBD 🥳 🎁 🎂

balloons on my timeline heheheh

@rizypissy Gws girl

played football today n got such a bad heatstroke🫩🫩

CRAZY GOAL

I really like calling Audacity "Hondacity"

Yeah, Twitter's biggest fans are the biggest jerks.

@mwalibilli Asthma?🫪

Inhaler bhi 5 hazar ka hogeya hai. Saans lene ke leye bhi har do haftay baad paise do

my boobs are so big because they have to protect my fragile heart

The job market sucks, dating market is a dump, stock market's crashing... is there any good market atp

Shoutout to zahra aslam flower shop

got my heartbroken for the second time :)

COFFFEEEE TIMEEE

date idea: we go through my twitter and i explain the lore of tweet

My cat just farted and now shes attacking me cus i made fun of her😝

had my eye contact w prettu boy ill never see again moment at this document verification thingy

ALWAYS give that guy with 10 twitter followers a chance

a simp knows how to respect a woman btw

This might be my last World Cup as a virgin