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jacob mitchell

@503DOLLARFIVE

"its probably one of those drunk doctors. how theyre always crashing their plane, you know?"

Willamette Valley, Oregon, USA เข้าร่วม Eylül 2022
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@Countcristo44 @juniormatthews george rr martin was fat as fuck and everyone thought he was gonna die so he wrapped it up quick. my understanding is that he planned for more than 5 books in the series.
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Gabriel 🌩️@Countcristo44·
What do we say to the god of death?
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Nick Sortor@nicksortor·
🚨 WOW! Assistant AG for Fraud Colin McDonald just revealed Tim Walz is using TAXPAYER DOLLARS to SUE the federal government to BLOCK investigations into fraud Yet ANOTHER reason federal funds should be FULLY FROZEN in MN Walz is using OUR money to cover up THEFT of our money h/t @GuntherEagleman
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Indiana Fever@IndianaFever·
up 41 points at the half.
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Indiana Fever@IndianaFever·
what a PASS from Caitlin Clark to Makayla Timpson for the AND-1 😤
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the @IndianaFever are on a 18-2 run. maybe its 20-2. i didnt keep count, which was last 16-2.
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Suhr Majesty@ULTRA_MAJESTY·
Man rams into fire truck for blocking him in at Bojangles, police say Road raging over a fire truck is a whole new level of crazy
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jacob mitchell@503DOLLARFIVE·
the only people that refer to stand up comedy as an art are comedians. so that term is based out of ego and self. a bunch of drunk MFs at a bar (thats what a comedy club is, right? a bar) calling each other artists. 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Indiana Fever@IndianaFever·
halfcourt shot contest ended up in a shoot-off 👀 first win for Raven Johnson 🔥
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stand up comedy is not an art. its entertainment. seinfeld isnt art. whats the difference?
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jacob mitchell@503DOLLARFIVE·
@Sassafrass_84 im not claiming to have secret information, but my theory on some of this deceit is that its put out so that when people look back at recorded history on the internet, it will LOOK like they were on the right side.
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Sassafrass84@Sassafrass_84·
Pocahontas is once again lying. I am so sick of Congress saying one thing and doing another while blaming President Trump. At what point do we the people hold Congress itself in contempt? Lying to the American people should be illegal. Agree?!
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jacob mitchell@503DOLLARFIVE·
my sister gets her fried chicken mix today 😂🤣😂🤣
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