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Pisces♓️ Dreamer💭Klutz❤️‍🩹lqbtqia2s+🏳️‍🌈 Raise the Matriarchy #IWillQuietlyResist

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Jen@SweetTexanRose·
Ever want to call someone a twat without calling them a twat? Just use this handy phrase of the day! Sound up! ⬆️
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Effin' Birds
Effin' Birds@EffinBirds·
Your pal Effin’ Birds is facing off against a century-old publishing icon and a whole ass television network in this year's Webby Awards. You can make this more like the time I defeated Jimmy Fallon and less like the time I lost to Ted Lasso by voting here: eatf.art/vote
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PWHL@thepwhlofficial·
Today we celebrate Transgender Day of Visibility and the trans and non-binary individuals across our communities.
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DriveBC@DriveBC·
❗️#FoxMountainRd - the BC Wildfire Service is planning a controlled burn on the north side of Fox Mountain, west of Eider Dr from 31 March-24 April. You may see smoke in the area. #WilliamsLake ℹ️drivebc.ca/?type=event&id…
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‏ً@omgsidewalks·
“But you survived” I disassociate, like a lot. My heart drops when someone raises their voice. I shut down very easily. I'm far too observant. I always feel like a burden. I isolate often. But yeah, sure, I guess I survived.
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A chemistry professor posted a bonus question to an exam... Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore extinct, leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being, which explains why last night Teresa kept shouting "Oh, my God!" THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A".
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music wins
music wins@musicwins1·
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Seattle Seahawks
Seattle Seahawks@Seahawks·
26 years ago today.
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Dr. Jen Wolkin | ADHD + Trauma Therapist
Sometimes, what an ADHDer needs is an ADHD bestie with whom to have convos that are unmasked, mildly unhinged, and wildly sincere, complete with seven tangents, three life stories, and one emotional TED Talk. Thanks for coming to mine 😊. XO, Dr. Jen
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MeidasTouch
MeidasTouch@MeidasTouch·
NEWS: Bette Midler just released a remake of Woody Guthrie’s classic protest song “All You Fascists Bound to Lose,” updated to fit the current moment and urge action ahead of the midterms. You have to listen to this.
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City of Delta
City of Delta@CityofDeltaBC·
View the upcoming Sensory Friendly Swims for April at your nearest aquatic centre: 🐙April 5, 6:30 - 7:30 pm - Winskill Aquatic & Fitness Centre 🐋April 11, 6 - 7 pm - Ladner Leisure Centre 🦀April 25, 1 - 3 pm - Sungod Recreation Centre Learn more at delta.ca/Aquatics.
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Tal✨they/them
Tal✨they/them@talyaTheeEnby·
please get a library card even if you won’t use it because cities will look at library statistics and use that to decide to keep libraries open and properly funded
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Anonymous
Anonymous@YourAnonCentral·
Snap US election 🗳️ Trump or Ham Sandwich?
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