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@69mgc

I just want to sell out my funeral

they/them เข้าร่วม Mayıs 2014
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you know what they say, time goes at a constant rate when you’re having a regular time!
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paris@69mgc·
souls games are just glorified sanity checks…
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paris@69mgc·
the cats wake up when my alarm goes off now bc they know i wake up so they sneak in for a cuddle,, if that’s not the cutest thing fr 😭
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Sean Southard
Sean Southard@SeanSouthardGOP·
I cannot get enough of the Biden smile with “What I’ve Done” with the Michael Bay exit. 10/10
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♡˖° haileybabie °˖♡
♡˖° haileybabie °˖♡@HaileyEira·
This happened 16 years ago in Halo 3. It's one of the rarest things to happen in gaming history. Player throws a sticky nade at an enemy, who catches it in his hand while throwing a frag nade back, making the sticky nade stick to the frag nade before getting thrown back. Halo 3's physics are the best.
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paris@69mgc·
the world will ask you who you are, and if you do not know, the world will tell you
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paris@69mgc·
ho la memoria di un pesce rosso 🥲
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paris@69mgc·
you know i am not the one you’re looking for but you are so cold and a fire is a fire
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Pop Base
Pop Base@PopBase·
Billie Eilish's dog Shark graces the cover of Dogue.
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paris@69mgc·
growing up is instead of default answering “brie” when asked your favourite cheese, you hit em with “pecorino romano” 😭
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C. E. Aubin?
C. E. Aubin?@ceaubin·
THE HORSES SHOULD GET THE MEDALS BECAUSE THE PEOPLE ARE MORE LIKE COACHES
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FIRST TIME WE’D MET BTW
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paris@69mgc·
jokingly told a girl ln “don’t fall in love” deadset she replied “i’ll try not to, i know your type” WHAT DOES THAT MEAN 💀😭
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The Croods
The Croods@TheCroodsFilm_·
Nicolas Cage is GRUG!
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justin butlag
justin butlag@nothinbutlag·
just heard back from the doctors about humpty. he’s gone. he’s fucking gone. this shit doesn’t feel real to me. he sat on that wall every fucking day, it was only a matter of time. rest in peace brother.
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paris@69mgc·
i thought my heart would burn with rage but instead it just grew cold and quiet, yknow?
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paris@69mgc·
make it look like an accident, for mum
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