Dr. Hector O.D.

@beckyretard Neighbors just came over and asked when we got a dog. We don’t own a dog

important things were done

@skibidsixseven Tweet of the year

2020: 5 punhetas por dia //// 2026: meu pau não sobe nem se a sabrina carpenter rebolar nele

@PootieLoops Listening now, very solid so far

Woken up to a new stussy album…

@uwishitwasbbl #foggedupfriday

let’s get #friedfriday 🤗

@BrynnForbes11 Holy shit😭

There’s always next time champ

@Eugene34333572 Hydn. Best sports content on yt

What/who do you guys watch on YouTube? Feel like it’s so hard to find good stuff these days #thoughts

@chrismaxian @JJwiththeshifts When you’re as tall as me it’s quite a positive trait

@8inchHector @JJwiththeshifts Buddy said 6ft tall like thats a positive on a woman

@JJwiththeshifts What if I told you she’s 6ft tall with a fantastic rack

@8inchHector She mid bro

@mostsillygoose How was your first game at the best ballpark in America?

Picking a fight while he’s been drinking since 10am with his absolute boys at the bar then the Orioles game then the bar again

@BthelogSampson #justdid #jamalcrawfordcrossed

@8inchHector Still gotta smoke

@JeffPassan ACE!

Seven scoreless today from Trevor Rogers, who's at the front of a Baltimore rotation that looks a whole lot better. Even if the Twins' lineup is not good, it's a great Opening Day and continues from last year for Rogers, whose 1.81 ERA from May 24 on was the best in the AL.

@unclejimbo21 All you lil bro👊

@8inchHector Stolen valor

@cg_410 Dylan beavers you have just created a super fan in me

looks like the O’s walk up songs are out

@nattybohemians Life doesn’t get any better

80 degrees. O’s opening day. Sophomores in shorts #BANG

@mostsillygoose Best ballpark in America

Just got free Orioles tickets it pays to be a nepo baby 🤸‍♀️🥳

@editti22 Gotta go Pete here

An Opening Day tradition, we’re running it back today. Give me your pick to hit a homer today for the Os! What’s your #DongCity pick? I’m going with Coby Mayo today.