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i’m fucking dying, they mike wazowski’d him

it gave me severe heartburn and turned my pee burnt sienna. i'm sorry, burnt sienna? it was brown! okay? it was dark brown.

howdy, partners. congratulations on making it to the end of the firehouse haunt fest. come on over and get your reward.

gave us a scare, boy. sorry, guys. she was talking to the dog.

you guys are pretty cool. i mean, you went inside a capsized cruise ship. try telling that to christopher. you know, he likes tommy 'cause he "works the controls." i keep saying, "chris, it's not a video game." 'cause it's harder than a video game?

sometimes, being lost is not knowing how to get from where we are to where we wanna be, where we need to be.

spider eddie

you want me to watch christopher? it’s easy. he's not very fast.

buddie cuddling

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@email_eddie_ Link?

This is so relevant to the chapter I’m about to post…

♪ carry on, my wayward son. there'll be peace when you are done. lay your weary head to rest. don't you cry no more... ♪

aw, come on, cap, look at him. plus, every firehouse needs a dog. yeah, if that were a dalmatian and this were the early-1900s, maybe. why did firehouses all have dalmatians? they calmed the horses that pulled the rigs. well, then this dog will calm buck. exactly.

keeping this open for awhile longer because i’m sick rn and don’t want to start on the result thread KEEP CAMPAIGNING!

no, bobby. bobby! i need this job! look, i love this job. don't do this to me. i don't have anything else. i’m sorry, kid. i said you're done.

can someone please bring me the rest of my gear? i think he means you, guys. hey, athena. they're, like, the tiniest ladies i've ever seen. teeny-tiny. just... excuse me? so tiny.

isn't that what we all want in a partner? knowing that they have your back? 'you can have my back any day.' 'yeah. or, you know you could... you could have mine.'