Mary Mary

Thanks for the laughs & the fun. If you head for bluer skies, find me (same handle) I’ll miss you guys! ❤️

@TheWienerCircle Come to Bluesky!!! We need you!!

@OKWildlifeDept A bunch of us are looking for you on Bluesky!

@InternetH0F @hwinkler4real I LOVE Gary Gulman

"What's $20 to a billionaire?" 😳

@hwinkler4real I hope you move to bluer skies. I will miss your tweets.

@LlareggubHall I’m still @abitcontrary

@ABitContrary Can't find you there...

Thanks for the laughs & the fun. If you head for bluer skies, find me (same handle) I’ll miss you guys! ❤️

@CaffeineAndHate Yay!

@dog_rates The coziness!!!

We only rate dogs. It's very exciting that someone captured footage of this extraterrestrial, but rules are rules. Please only send dogs. Thank you... still 13/10

The flag of my people.

@StephenKing I wish it were true (except the kicking you off part)

@ChristnNitemare Holy shit. Even the kid keeps repeating "uh-oh"

Jesus Christ…

@TheRichFromCali Yep

The real reason Elmo spent $44 billion to buy Twitter? To prevent you from retweeting this embarrassing pre-hair transplant photo:

@KaylaChowShow Carrot

His name is the last thing you ate.

@Milomuffin20915 I’ll make popcorn for the show!

Are you going to feel sorry for MAGA when the consequences of their actions start affecting them?

Elon & Trump calling world leaders

Dems are ready to be the "I told you so" party.

Stephen King. Calling @elonmusk the First Lady is the funniest fucking thing I heard all day

Even Fisher-Price knew the ones with the red caps were dickheads.