As Seen on Facebook

How much meat per bird? forq.us/ZoU #birds #facebook

Look at this asshole, texting while driving. forq.us/Z4t #texting #facebook

keep your passwords safe, kids. http://forq.us/Z4G #facebook #password

coincidence? i think not. http://forq.us/Z4p #voldemort #binladen

Somebody please tell me how to erase this! http://forq.us/Z4q #facebook

coming soon: #facebook text command. http://forq.us/Z4T

nice one, asshole. http://forq.us/Z4S #facebook #breakup

I think they misunderstood me when they asked me what I wanted and I said "I wanna watch" http://forq.us/Z4i #facebook #lesbian #rolex

#facebook location #fail http://forq.us/Z4U

what do i have in common with neutrinos? http://forq.us/Z43 #facebook #yourmom

it's really not that complicated http://forq.us/Z4J #facebook #science

joe doesn't have AIDS http://forq.us/Z4o #facebook #AIDS

dear blackberry auto-correct http://forq.us/Z4Z

how kmart ruins lives http://forq.us/Z4k

justice will be served in this case http://forq.us/ZZv