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NOBODY signed such a contract, it's clearly some anti-vax nonsense trying to pass itself off as an official NHS document by misusing their logo at the top. 🙄

@_johnbye @jneill x.com/AThankless/sta… a flash from the past, jneill did a neater version a little later.

@_johnbye Me and @jneill dealt with this at the time, flagrantly wrong in most instances, obvious formatting issues etc. Turned up in a few schools briefly.

Every nation should treat billionaires like a natural resource and mine them of their riches until exhausted, just like a nice thick seam of coal or a reservoir of oil, then make the spoils available to the nation's citizens. If they crop up again, mine them again.

@9798Nikolai @stusfootyflash Yeah, Dublin & Sutton equal top I think, and then just as a few started to retire young players like Heskey, Vassell, Smith, Bridges, Philips, etc all came along.

@AThankless @stusfootyflash Dublin PL top scorer in 98 as well of course

Today marks 31 yrs since Andy Cole made one of the unhappiest England debuts ever against Uruguay. First he’s famously blanked by Teddy Sheringham, then he hits the bar, before his side are booed off at full time. Terry Venables never picked Cole again.

@9798Nikolai @stusfootyflash He was getting compared with what was frankly a generation of pretty phenomenal English strikers. Wright, Ferdinand, Fowler, Sheringham, Shearer all better any given day of the week... then Owen came along. He fell into that Collymore & Armstrong clutch people always questioned.

@stusfootyflash Andy Cole was excellent no doubt. And really showed what a player he was in later years IMO when it wasn't all put down to pace. His pace and positioning earned him so many chances... BUT i remember at the time there was a strong feeling he was wasteful.

@JohnnyCHolmes Got to hand it to her, its the closest she has looked to her profile pic in 30 years.

Mmhmm, that most certainly didn’t happen 🥴

yall couldn't even handle different skin colours bfr

In my early 20s I was occasionally shagging my Mum's mate who was then early 40s. Forty years on they're both in the same nursing home. The weekly visits are now the most excruciatingly toe-curling hours of my life.

@lewis_goodall I wish you’d properly address the media v Starmer. I’m 48 and never in my life witnessed this relentless open hate from first day of his tenure. It now includes BBC news (since Boris’ board), Murdoch channels, GBN, 90% of papers. It’s never been seen at this level, nothing close.

@spoonybear @matildawashere1 @lewis_goodall Its currently just a confected outrage machine. Starmer and co constantly framed by language used by the right, the right and co constantly framed by the language used by the right. Left seen as a uniparty, the right seen as multiparty even if its just shades of Tory dissent.

Hope you’re enjoying your weekends 😎

Primary school teacher. Me and my colleague who teaches the other class take turns to make maths worksheets for both classes to do. Made him one where the answer to every single sum is 67 and you could hear the shrieks across the school.

@cm9798v2 Di Matteo and Vialli. One of those teams where it'd have been interesting to see the outcome of Gullits tenure.

Let's see who has the knowledge to fill out Chelsea's 1997-98 #cm9798 most used lineup. As you probably spot, we are also missing one of the subs. Fun fact, non of the two players scoring the most for them that season makes the lineup.

@9798Nikolai @Vintage77Ball @JohnMcM04582246 Also almost impossible to compare eras. People alive who saw Puskas, Finney, Fontaine, Eusebio or Matthews are few and far between.

@Vintage77Ball @JohnMcM04582246 There is never ever a DM in these teams

All Time BEST TEAM EVER! Does anyone agree with all these players? Or does something have to be replaced?

Another day, another right-wing outrage🙄 We had Easter eggs last weekend, then children doing yoga at school... And now it's..... Bubble bath!😆 Is there anything that doesn't enrage them? So let's take a look at the "concerns" 🧵1/19

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@thisisnothappen @john4brexit Sleeps in his Full Brexit Wanker kit, kisses the badge before he sleeps, eats or drinks, bedroom decorated with pictures of Boris & Big Truss on his walls, wall chart tracking GDP, first and last thought of the day is how he can make today all about him and his favourite team.

@AThankless @john4brexit 😂 strong words there, mate…

Utter nonsense. We should have pursued full on Brexit rather than lying about it. The EU is in decline , why would we want to be the EU gimp instead of having the maturity to run our own affairs. Anything Labour does will be reversed by the next gov

@thisisnothappen @john4brexit His whole identity is Brexit. Worse than your average Liverpool fan.

@john4brexit You got Brexit, it was a colossal mistake. You wanted it because you’re an idiot and you can’t admit you were wrong because you’re a narcissist. We’ll be back in before you die and on worse terms than we were previously and that will your generation’s legacy.

I’m not sure we should celebrate teenage fatherhood but congratulations, Leo.

@strikersback @bluegeorgia So impatient, the sooner we get all these wars done the sooner everyone gets to live in a Utopia designed by billionaires, for billionaires, affordable by billionaires.

@bluegeorgia No new wars......except this one.......and any others that the orange dicktater tells them to follow.

CPAC attendee: He is the president of peace. When this gets taken care of, it's going to be peace. I'm on Truth Social, that's the only social media I do... he's got a plan. He's a genius. And we trust President Trump.