Ældur Störmbrïngër

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In the words of the Blues Brothers “Here we go loop da loop” MS invests $13B → OpenAI commits $250B. Oracle signs a $300B deal → spends it on Nvidia chips. Nvidia invests in OpenAI → OpenAI buys Nvidia GPUs. Amazon puts in $50B → OpenAI agrees to spend $100B on AWS.

@WassonWatch And for the people who struggle with the pronunciation ✌️

@longlivekenny1 @HQNewsNow Excellent

@HQNewsNow Trump´s "cognitive test" leaked

Trump: I don't want a stupid person being president, you know, I'll say it right now. I'm the only president that ever took a cognitive test. I took it 3 times. It's actually a very hard test for a lot of people. It wasn't hard for me

We’re in the end zone. The final stages of Armageddon. They’ve created a meme to distract us mighty messengers of critical thinking from our true purifying purpose.

@OffGuardian0 Not to mention the quality of writing. Em dashes fucking everywhere.

Because we asked it to. There was a point, in the twentieth century, where “total miles walked” was surpassed by “total miles driven in automobiles”, this is not because we were surpassed by cars.

Squid Game

@elonmusk Using '66' as a signal is a bit on the nose, isn't it? It took 66 years for the 'hoax' to happen, and it’s been about 66 times you’ve moved the Mars deadline. At this point, the only thing 'controlled and powered' about your flight plan is the stock price.

Incredible that it was only 66 years from the first controlled, powered flight to landing on the Moon!

They have to tell us, thems the rules.

@TheSimonEvans I haven’t been this excited since Terry Wogan’s Beowulf. Warm, avuncular, lightly baffled by Grendel.

FINALLY

@Variety Can't wait to see Jimmy Kimmel's re-write of the Iliad

Hilarious. Top level trolling. It's a master class of comedic propaganda, agit propaganda, suppressive propaganda, distraction propaganda and lots of faggotry dolloped right on top. I’d give this a Tavistock rating of 9/10. Bravo!

Sean Lock is So Funny🤣🤣🤣

The actual mechanism behind brain washing that’s happening to you right now

@tafphorisms @PAHoyeck It’s Cosmopolitan for cunts.

@PAHoyeck Yeah every answer is like: “I would stand up for what is right!” “Rights are just an illusion… I love Nietzsche…” “Rights? I’m too busy protecting the polis from tyranny!” “Either way I’m chilling. That’s just the dialectic at work, baby.”

This is a really excellent quiz. It teaches the important lesson that, by carefully doctoring questions and offering a very limited range of answers, you can force people into whatever philosophical or ideological pigeonhole you like.

Imagine researching a stupid mythology your whole life because someone taught it to you when you were five. #global #mind #matrix #illusion

Not sure I get this. Something to do with a “clitoris”, whatever that is.