Adam Wallander

Here's the bible Katie and I made for the Camp show we developed for Nickelodeon. Back when we were making it, I tried to find as many bible examples as possible. So who knows, maybe it'll be helpful to any of you who ever need to make one of your own. tinyurl.com/y7q9azja

I was reading the Wikipedia page for the non-Paul Reiser My Two Dad and now I can’t stop wondering what Jake Cardigan’s role was in the TekWar.

Nobody was here to see me parallel park perfectly. 😔

@Acyn Dang. I really thought Hern had it in the bag.

And there it is.

Me at any party.

@gregkellyusa lol

Awesome. And PRESIDENTIAL... HE made it happen. HE started it all. And HE, with our help, will Make America Great Again.. #NationalGreatnessAgenda

Very excited to play God of War later. Been calling my daughter “Boyyy” all day.

What a [weird] bargain!

@Billtron209 Me personally? No problem

How come they haven’t made a Nintendogs phone app?

@cotocokmouth Let’s hear it.

@AdamWallander this certainly didn't age well

The president of the United States does not like dealing with the United States. Please, if you haven’t voted yet, vote for the other guy. It’ll be good, I promise.

My vote is we keep spelling it “whoa.”

@deedala Nope, I’m on Xbox. 😔

Anybody else stay up super late playing Elden Ring?

@BriGuySuper Oof, that stinks. I got some sorta message about connection issues, but I just played “Offline.” I’m not even sure what that means. Hopefully I don’t lose progress or anything… but then again, I’ve only made it ten feet from the starting area so far.

@photovanessa @CNN You’re right, it’s so simple! Instead of giving the baby some formula, just toss a pork chop and some potatoes into a blender (since babies don’t have teeth). And make sure you blend it till it can go through a rubber nipple. How come everyone else isn’t as smart as me and you?

@CNN My whole family grew up with home made food. Simple! But woman in this country bring kids to the world and they can't even cook. God help them!

Parents say they were already going to great lengths to score even a single can or bottle of baby formula. Then a major recall hit. cnn.it/3M1bWh6

@BriGuySuper If we’d known how much Luna loved being in there, we might have gotten one a long time ago. And thanks!!!!!

@JackGlasken Whoa, you’re right! I hadn’t heard that before but that’s good info to have. (The thing about Russian blues being prone to UTIs, I mean. I already had the info about her being pretty.)

@AdamWallander I hear these are common for blues! Pretty cat, though

Luna got her lab results back…