ADJUNCT HULK

HULK PACK LIGHT FOR #MLA24: RIPPED SHIRT, TORN PANTS, AND SHREDDED DIGNITY!!!!

HULK ON BLUESKY FOR #MLA2024/#MLA24!!! BUT HULK LIKE IT BETTER HERE. MORE NAZIS TO SMASH!!!!

HULK FACE DILEMMA AT #MLA22!!! MASK NOT WORK ON HULK. HULK FACE TOO BIG!!! BUT HULK NOT LIKE ONLINE. HULK SMASH ZOOM!!!!

HULK HAVE SUNDAY AFTERNOON DILEMMA: GRADE 8 CLASSES OF LAST WEEKS WORK OR PREP 8 CLASSES FOR COMING WEEK!!!

HULK A FINALIST FOR SEARCH LAST YEAR. SEARCH CANCELED AT LAST MINUTE!! YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE CANCELED?? DR. BANNER. NOW ALL HULK ALL THE TIME!!

27 PUNY HUMANS VOTE ON HULKS TWITTER POLL!!! THAT IS DOUBLE THE NUMBER OF ACKNOWLEDGMENT OF RECEIPT OF 491 JOB APPS HULK SENT LAST YEAR!!!

HULK WANT ADVICE ON TEACHING LOAD FOR SPRING SEMESTER!!! SHOULD HULK TEACH:

HULK WAS GONNA WRITE ARTICLE ON MEDIUM ABOUT WHERE HE BEEN FOR PAST YEAR BUT THEN DECIDED WORLD NOT NEED ANOTHER SMASHPIECE!!!!

HULK NO TEACH THIS FALL CUZ HULK QUIT ACADEMIA!!! BUT HULK TEACH AGAIN IN SPRING. ACADEMIA LIKE GAMMA RAY! HULK KEEP COMING BACK FOR MORE!!!

IF ONLY HULK HAD ANGRY TWITTER TO LISTEN TO 10 YEARS AGO, HULK WOULDNT BE ADJUNCT, RIGHT??? RIGHT??? RIGHT???

HULK SMASH BLOGGERS. HULK SMASH TENURED RADICALS. HULK SMASH UNTENURED RADICALS. HULK SMALL ALL PUNY HUMANS WHO TALK & WRITE BUT DO NOTHING.

FUCK PROFESSORS!! FUCK ADMINISTRATORS!! FUCK ADJUNCTS!!! FUCK JOURNALISTS!! FUCK BOARDS OF TRUSTEES!!! ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IS STUDENTS.

HULK HAVE GOOD #MLA14. HULK STAYED HOME AND FINISHED WRITING CHRISTMAS CARDS. FROM 2012!!!!

FORGET TENURED FACULTY OR JOB MARKET. HULK KNOW WHERE TO DIRECT ALL HULK'S RAGE: WHY THERE NO XXXXXXL PURPLE PANTS TO BUY, ANYWHERE???

WILL ADJUNCT HULK BE AT #MLA14? HULK DON'T KNOW. HULK STILL WAIT TO HEAR FROM SEARCH COMMITTEES!!!!

ADJUNCT HULK IS BIG, GREEN, AND ANGRY BUT AT LEAST ADJUNCT HULK NOT A TROLL.

TENURED PROFS SPEAKING FOR ADJUNCTS IS LIKE MAGNETO DECIDING WHATS BEST FOR NORMALS!!!

ADJUNCT HULK FULL OF HOLIDAY CHEER TODAY!!! WAIT, THAT'S NOT CHEER, THAT'S RAGE AND COFFEE. JUST LIKE ANY OTHER ACADEMIC ONLINE.

GOODEST THING ABOUT ADJUNCTING IS NOBODY EXPECT HULK TO SHOW UP LOOKING LIKE SEBASTIAN SHAW!!! theprofessorisin.com/2011/07/28/wha…

GREAT THING ABOUT BEING ADJUNCT HULK IS HULK HAVE NO PROBLEM DEALING WITH HOLIDAY TRAFFIC ON THANKSGIVING!!! youtube.com/watch?v=yUWgE0…