Monte Driscoll

Okay now I HAVE to see the new Michael Jackson movie.

There are people out there that dipping their fries or whatever in their fake ice cream is their whole personality. Now they have nothing.

Wait...giving someone your number and suggesting they call you isn't crazy at all. It's pretty normal actually.

I'd pay a premium for an Uber level named SUSPENSION NOT ON THE BRINK OF EPIC COLLAPSE.

Unable to decline website Cookies on the Girl Scout Cookie website. Most successful salesforce of all time.

@GoldyHappens Walking off doesn't mean anything with a guy like Grayson. Could be Achilles and he'd Kobe his way out.

A long term Grayson Allen injury would be devastating

Do Lookers get their own section in The Baby Book? Or is everyone grouped together?

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Can't shake the feeling these sunglasses are too small for my head. Or that it's a problem that won't be solved by trying a different pair of sunglasses.

@ShadowofEzra She lost me at "incidences."

Rep. Anna Paulina told Joe Rogan that the U.S. government has confirmed the existence of interdimensional beings capable of moving through our time and space, wielding energy technology far beyond human comprehension. She says she’s personally seen evidence proving “spaceships” are real—and believes they weren’t made by humans. According to her, some of these encounters date back to before the time of Jesus Christ, and the government has reverse-engineered parts of their technology.

DYK: You can have pizza anytime if that pizza is on a bagel.

And I'd sample "March of the Swivel Heads."

If I made hip hop, I'd have a lyric imparting the level of my dangerousness because I lean into my intrusive thoughts at the same frequency and speed that an average 2 year old does.

There are no G movies in theaters at the moment. I'll assume this isn't a new thing and I'm only noticing now while contemplating my kid's first theater experience. Not one to shake my cane at the world, but there's no way this is a good sign for society on the whole.

What fancy people don't know is that bathroom faucet water has special phosphates that can heal you if drank in the middle of the night.

@uncledoomer This isn't a song.

how can you say that stomp clap song is the worst song of all time? its not even the worst tiny desk performance of all time.

@PdxInteractive Issue with Empire of Sin on PS5. I chose Frankie Donovan because I play hurling and was excited about Unleash Fury. However it doesn't work at all. I select it, he runs over to an enemy, briefly pulls out his hurley then...nothing. No attack. AP used. Help?

@Shanditron5000 This is .019% of all celebrities. Same ratio as the overall population, per the CDC. A better question is "Why do we have so many celebrities?"

Why do so many celebrities have Lyme disease ? 🦠 🤔 - Justin Timberlake - Justin Bieber - Bella Hadid - Yolanda Hadid - Anwar Hadid - Avril Lavigne - Shania Twain - Alec Baldwin - Ben Stiller - Kelly Osbourne - Amy Schumer - Riley Keough - Kelley Flanagan - Debbie Gibson - Kelly Dodd - Ramona Singer - Ally Hilfiger - Kathleen Hanna - Kris Kristofferson - Amy Tan - Daryl Hall - Alice Walker - Christie Brinkley - Christy Turlington - George W. Bush - George E. Pataki - Phil Bredesen - Richard Gere

I hope The Last Known Survivor is augmenting his efforts thru horticulture.

While it's completely harmless and 0.0% involves me in any way, the Jeep Duck thing is driving me insane with anger. It absolutely ruins my whole day. I'm working on developing coping strategies, but for right now all I have is screaming.