Agent Self FBI™
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Agent Self FBI™
@AgentSelf99b
The original Agent Self FBI ™. (FBI is a parody) political analyst and commentator… and sometimes satire.. and jokes.
Utah, USA เข้าร่วม Mart 2026
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@CarlHigbie @GreerStandsFree You’re idiot - they have not.
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@GuntherEagleman PREDICTION:
Trump doesn’t do shit Tuesday, and the straight stays closed.
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@ForgiatoBlow47 Giving power back to the states.. ?? lol while at the same time trying to strip away states rights on voting… oKay 🤡
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@GuntherEagleman says he follows Christ.. 😂😂these fake Christians are hilarious
Gunther Eagleman™@GuntherEagleman
I don’t know about you, but I’m following the dude who rose from the grave.
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@GuntherEagleman No you’re not.. you’re not Christ-like whatsoever. You’re a fake Christian… you just use it for clout.
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@GrindeOptions We wont defeat anyone - we dont win wars.
Where have you been?
Afghanistan, Iraq, etc.. we didn’t win. We just leave after decades of fighting and billions and of our tax dollars spent and thousands of our troops dead.. and for what?
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@Pro__Trading @stephenasmith He turns everything he touches into shit.
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@stephenasmith Trump has this superpower. He turns everyone else into snowflakes.
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@mattvanswol @LeaderJohnThune Because the save act is a meaningless Bill and they know it.. illegals voting in our elections is not a problem..
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@LeaderJohnThune WHY CAN OUR MILITARY SET UP A BASE CAMP IN ENEMY TERRITORY AND RESCUE A PILOT BEHIND ENEMY LINES...
...BUT THE GOP CANNOT PASS THE SAVE ACT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I want to express my deep gratitude for all of the brave servicemembers involved in rescuing two F-15E crew members in Iran. These operations are incredibly difficult, and the safe return of both crew members is a powerful testament to their training and the expertise of all the U.S. military units involved in this search and recovery. Grateful today and every day for our heroic men and women in uniform.
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@mattvanswol @PramilaJayapal Your whole argument depends on pretending immigration law is simpler than it is, then calling everyone else emotional. You blur legal categories, turn every migrant into a caricature, and use ‘the law’ as a shield as cruelty for dehumanization
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All Leftists do is obfuscuate the truth with slogans.
>"Being undocumented is not a crime."
Actually, under 8 USC 1325... illegal entry is a federal crime and reentry after deportation is a felony.
>"Being born is not a crime."
Nobody said it was. This is a strawman.
Enforcing immigration law has nothing to do with criminalizing birth, OBVIOUSLY.
>"Seeking asylum is not a crime."
Legal asylum seekers go through ports of entry and if you are denied asylum, you must leave. If you didn't do that and crossed the border illegally, you are a criminal.
>"Building a life in this country is not a crime."
Building a life here illegally, after violating federal law to get here, while using public resources you didn't pay into, while cutting the line ahead of people who did it legally... is yes, illegal.
>"We won't let Trump rewrite the law to fit his cruel agenda."
Trump isn't rewriting anything. He's literally enforcing laws that Congress passed and the Biden administration before him just ignored.
You have no arguments against this.
Zero.
All you have is emotion and semantics designed to make people feel bad without any solutions and it's very clear.
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@mattvanswol Do you know what the Save act is, Matt.. I’m sure you don’t
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lol… “Obama/Hillary let 4 die, Trump saved 1 hero’ is peak partisan comedy. Four Americans died in Benghazi, and Americans also died under Trump’s watch, so pretending one side ‘murders heroes’ while the other side gets an action-movie soundtrack is just selective outrage..
Your propaganda is weak.
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I’ll take mean tweets, America First, and brutal honesty all day long! 🇺🇸
Jessica Tarlov@JessicaTarlov
What an embarrassment this man is.
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@KimKatieUSA @maziehirono How much fraud has happened from Democrats mail-in ballot voting, explain where and when, I’ll wait.
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@maziehirono Stop Democrat Mail-in Ballot Fraud is more like it. We know your game and it's over. Keep panicking Crazy Mazie. Dumbest member of the senate hands down and embarrassment to Hawaii.
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