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Agent Self FBI™

@AgentSelf99b

The original Agent Self FBI ™. (FBI is a parody) political analyst and commentator… and sometimes satire.. and jokes.

Utah, USA เข้าร่วม Mart 2026
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Liam Nissan™
Liam Nissan™@theliamnissan·
My real name is Joseph, in case anyone wanted to know.
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Trumps Nephew
Trumps Nephew@ForgiatoBlow47·
Was BLM A Bigger Scam Then Covid
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Trumps Nephew
Trumps Nephew@ForgiatoBlow47·
HOW TO DESTROY A SOCIETY Make men weak Make women masculine Make education manipulation Make the truth offensive Make families unstable Make strength toxic Make food fake
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Carl Higbie
Carl Higbie@CarlHigbie·
For all you people bitching about Trump starting a “new war”… Iran has been at war with us since 1979, their munitions killed most of my friends overseas… so you can pound sand with this being a new war
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Agent Self FBI™
Agent Self FBI™@AgentSelf99b·
Tuesday will come and go.. and Trump will give Iran its 9th final warning…
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Trumps Nephew
Trumps Nephew@ForgiatoBlow47·
If You Need a Reason To Block Me, I Am Pro Trump, Pro ICE, Pro Charlie Kirk, and Also There Are Only Two Genders.
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Agent Self FBI™
Agent Self FBI™@AgentSelf99b·
MAGA loyalists. Dumbest electorate in hour history. You already lost.
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Gunther Eagleman™
Gunther Eagleman™@GuntherEagleman·
PREDICTION: President Trumps next Truth Social post… “TICK TOCK MOTHERFCKERS”
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Agent Self FBI™
Agent Self FBI™@AgentSelf99b·
@ForgiatoBlow47 Giving power back to the states.. ?? lol while at the same time trying to strip away states rights on voting… oKay 🤡
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Trumps Nephew
Trumps Nephew@ForgiatoBlow47·
If Trump's a dictator why is he shrinking the size of the federal government and giving power back to the states?
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Agent Self FBI™
Agent Self FBI™@AgentSelf99b·
@GuntherEagleman No you’re not.. you’re not Christ-like whatsoever. You’re a fake Christian… you just use it for clout.
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Gunther Eagleman™
Gunther Eagleman™@GuntherEagleman·
I don’t know about you, but I’m following the dude who rose from the grave.
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Agent Self FBI™
Agent Self FBI™@AgentSelf99b·
@GrindeOptions We wont defeat anyone - we dont win wars. Where have you been? Afghanistan, Iraq, etc.. we didn’t win. We just leave after decades of fighting and billions and of our tax dollars spent and thousands of our troops dead.. and for what?
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Cole Grinde
Cole Grinde@GrindeOptions·
I’m confused. Why is America not united in defeating the enemy?
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Stephen A Smith
Stephen A Smith@stephenasmith·
It never ends with Trump. It’s just never ends.
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Matt Van Swol
Matt Van Swol@mattvanswol·
@LeaderJohnThune WHY CAN OUR MILITARY SET UP A BASE CAMP IN ENEMY TERRITORY AND RESCUE A PILOT BEHIND ENEMY LINES... ...BUT THE GOP CANNOT PASS THE SAVE ACT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Leader John Thune
Leader John Thune@LeaderJohnThune·
I want to express my deep gratitude for all of the brave servicemembers involved in rescuing two F-15E crew members in Iran. These operations are incredibly difficult, and the safe return of both crew members is a powerful testament to their training and the expertise of all the U.S. military units involved in this search and recovery. Grateful today and every day for our heroic men and women in uniform.
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Agent Self FBI™
Agent Self FBI™@AgentSelf99b·
@mattvanswol @PramilaJayapal Your whole argument depends on pretending immigration law is simpler than it is, then calling everyone else emotional. You blur legal categories, turn every migrant into a caricature, and use ‘the law’ as a shield as cruelty for dehumanization
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Matt Van Swol
Matt Van Swol@mattvanswol·
All Leftists do is obfuscuate the truth with slogans. >"Being undocumented is not a crime." Actually, under 8 USC 1325... illegal entry is a federal crime and reentry after deportation is a felony. >"Being born is not a crime." Nobody said it was. This is a strawman. Enforcing immigration law has nothing to do with criminalizing birth, OBVIOUSLY. >"Seeking asylum is not a crime." Legal asylum seekers go through ports of entry and if you are denied asylum, you must leave. If you didn't do that and crossed the border illegally, you are a criminal. >"Building a life in this country is not a crime." Building a life here illegally, after violating federal law to get here, while using public resources you didn't pay into, while cutting the line ahead of people who did it legally... is yes, illegal. >"We won't let Trump rewrite the law to fit his cruel agenda." Trump isn't rewriting anything. He's literally enforcing laws that Congress passed and the Biden administration before him just ignored. You have no arguments against this. Zero. All you have is emotion and semantics designed to make people feel bad without any solutions and it's very clear.
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Pramila Jayapal
Pramila Jayapal@PramilaJayapal·
Being undocumented is not a crime. Being born is not a crime. Seeking asylum is not a crime. Building a life in this country is not a crime. We won’t let Trump rewrite the law to fit his cruel agenda.
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Matt Van Swol
Matt Van Swol@mattvanswol·
It's absolutely absurd that the American military can literally set up an entire military command post behind enemy lines just to rescue 1 pilot... ...but the GOP in Congress cannot muster a single ounce of courage whatsoever to pass the SAVE Act Tells you all you need to know.
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JOHN BOLARIS
JOHN BOLARIS@JohnBolaris·
I’ll never forget this picture on each & every Easter Sunday 🇺🇸🙏 Rescued
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Agent Self FBI™
Agent Self FBI™@AgentSelf99b·
lol… “Obama/Hillary let 4 die, Trump saved 1 hero’ is peak partisan comedy. Four Americans died in Benghazi, and Americans also died under Trump’s watch, so pretending one side ‘murders heroes’ while the other side gets an action-movie soundtrack is just selective outrage.. Your propaganda is weak.
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Gunther Eagleman™
Gunther Eagleman™@GuntherEagleman·
Obama and Hillary let 4 Heroes die in Benghazi. Trump and Rubio saved a Hero in Iran. They are not the same.
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Kim "Katie" USA
Kim "Katie" USA@KimKatieUSA·
@maziehirono Stop Democrat Mail-in Ballot Fraud is more like it. We know your game and it's over. Keep panicking Crazy Mazie. Dumbest member of the senate hands down and embarrassment to Hawaii.
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Senator Mazie Hirono
Senator Mazie Hirono@maziehirono·
The SAVE Trump Act should be called the "SAVE Trump's A** Act." Because Trump is the only person it saves. Not America. Not our elections. Not YOU. Just Trump and the right's overt abuse of power, corruption, and total disregard for our democracy.
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