Al Jean

Why are the standards higher for The Bachelorette than the President of the United States?

@FrankTracy Garry was a genius

I’m re-watching the brilliant It’s Garry Shandling’s Show, and remembering there was a time when nobody knew who Courtney Cox was. Friends wouldn’t premiere for another six years.

Proud to report this kid is doing a whole lot better & back on her feet. Want to thank our recovery communities & the fans who stood by & were so supportive. Aiming to keep the journey somehow private, but look forward to sharing my experience, strength & hope as makes sense. My heart is with everyone ever going through it.

Holy shit it actually fucking happened

absolutely shameful. an oscar weighs ~8.5 pounds. throwing it at your wife, even while presumably intoxicated in the middle of the night, is tantamount to abuse

Trump se acaba de cargar las relaciones diplomáticas con Japón y ha metido en un grandísimo lío a la primera ministra Sanae Takaichi. Para los japoneses Pearl Harbor está naturalmente conectado con Hiroshima y Nagasaki. No se hacen chistes sobre un horror que dejó 200.000 muertos. Sería como bromear con el presidente de Israel sobre el Holocausto o con el presidente de Alemania sobre los nazis. La decadencia del imperio yanki es esto. Un absoluto imbécil al frente que lleva al mundo al abismo y que hace sentir vergüenza hasta a sus propios aliados

Cade Cunningham pneumothorax -Likely caused by blunt trauma. Often has rib fracture. -Reports suggest mild with no hospitalization, which prob means did not need chest tube & avoided more serious tension pneumothorax -Reports say re-eval in 2wks, which would imply that the pneumothorax has already resolved on a follow-up chest XR. Excellent news there. -Avoid air travel for 1-3 weeks after resolution. -Return to play depends on severity - days to weeks. -OVERALL good news as sounds like a mild case and will be fine soon. No concern long-term.

I like when a college I didn’t even know was a college like High Point wins.

That was fast 😳 #MarchMadness

IT’S BEEN A LONG TIME COMING FOR NEBRASKA FANS 😅🙌 Huskers secure their first ever NCAA Tournament win 🌽 #MarchMadness

OVER HALF OF PERFECT BRACKETS ARE DUSTED AFTER THE FIRST GAME 😳 TCU knocks off Ohio State in a thriller 🐸

If the Pistons finished their final 14 games 7-7, the Knicks would have to go undefeated the rest of the season for to pass them. The Celtics would need to finish 11-2. Also, the Celtics and Knicks still have to play each other. Step away from the ledge.

Reuters didn't just "reveal" Banksy. They reminded us what journalism is capable of which makes the silence around Epstein even louder.

Steely Dan was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame on this day in 2001. It was their fourth year of eligibility. In an interview prior to the ceremony, Donald Fagen described his feelings about being inducted as “tremendous indifference”.

The Cade Cunningham news sucks. The level of rivalry between these two teams has never been higher, but we shouldn’t wish such hardship on any teams players just because they’re the opponent. I’m thankful for Cade and the Pistons for what their role in the Knicks journey has been as they’ve provided the type of competition we should want as fans to challenge New York to play their best and to provide fans all over the league with good basketball. Wishing Cade a strong recovery!

Awesome job 💯💪

Robert Parish gets a very loud ovation from the TD Garden crowd, and the camera pans to his retired jersey number

I don’t care about the identity of Banksy. I care about the identity of those in the Epstein files.#episteinfiles

36 years ago today, Marge Simpson almost had an affair with a French bowling instructor. “Life on the Fast Lane” first aired on March 18, 1990. Guest-starring @AlbertBrooks as Jacques. Dir: @tubatron. Wr: @JJSwartzwelder. EP: @canyonjim, @simonsam & Matt Groening. #TheSimpsons

Banksy’s anonymity was a part of his art. How sad that Reuters spent time and resources trying to derail someone (who has contributed massively to society)’s career instead of investigating something worthwhile like, I don’t know, widespread political corruption or the Epstein Files. 🤡