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@WorkElizab 2 but eventually 3

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@MbarkCherguia 1 warning c**t! Move your feet before I snap your ankles

A man was sitting alone on the subway when a woman put her legs up on the seats and demanded he vacate the space so she could recline, and smacked him when he refused to move. What would you do in this situation?

@otokyo__ The fact I am actually a thinking adult male

Men what is Stopping you from dressing like this ??

@VinnysCorner1 The Assassin Jack Tatum

Choose wisely….

@otokyo__ Are they all built from the same template

First thing that comes to mind

@otokyo__ Put the air con on before they all melt

@lippyent My Granny Flynn

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@Darkdarling00 Close 19, never felt the need to own a encyclopedia

7 for me!!….I feel confident nobody Has all 20!! How many for you?🤔

@MbarkCherguia As usual initially the moron on the bike

Who’s in the wrong here?

POV: Donald Trump has passed away. What is your reaction? GIF ONLY

@WorkElizab Kick him to the kerb, you're a package deal

What should I do?

@sciencegirl Actually cooking it would help

What’s missing

Retweet if you believe Netanyahu is a war criminal.

Repost if you agree

@JamesMelville Name and shame this evil cunt

125,000 animals are killed every year for trophies. Shameful and barbaric. There should be a worldwide ban on trophy hunting.

The SNP has protected NHS Scotland from both the austerity of the Tory Govt and the privatisation of both Tories and Labour. Over 10% of the NHS in England is now privatised. The SNP have kept privatisation to less than 1% in Scotland. All while maintaining lower waiting lists, higher doctor to patient ratios, no charge prescriptions, no hospital parking charges, no charge personal social care and more hospital beds. All for about £100 a year extra in tax. I think @theSNP have done well with limited powers.

Unionist parties would hate for you to RT this. Please do not RT under any circumstances.

Too on point not to share, “Aussie reply to Trump rant about NATO not being there for us. Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage. You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail. Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates. Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you. And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again. And you're calling Greenland poorly run? Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no. "NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years. And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess. So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your fucking mouth. Credit (borrowed from) Jim Scroggins - original author 📷 unknown”

@ScotlandSky The Ugly Sisters Mafia are kicking the Stop Hearts Agenda in to top gear. To even discuss if kicking a player in the back of the head is a penalty or not shows how bad Scottish football is

🗣️ "He goes to kick the ball, but catches the player on the back of the head..." Ref Watch discuss the decision to award Hearts a late penalty in their 3-1 win against Motherwell ⤵️

@EvanMaugha94734 @TurgayEvren1 Tell you're a magazine fucking moron without telling, next you'll be telling us Trump never raped kids or did they deserve it

You're such an idiot. This has NOTHING to do with the war. Lazy propaganda on your part - she is obviously not "protesting the war" and if she were that is 100% legal here. This is not like Iran where 10s of thousands were murdered by the Mullahs because the people were out protesting the Iranian regime. Try to be less of a slacker when you make your propaganda.

The so-called “compassion” of American police Have you seen how this mother was treated while protesting her son being sent to fight for Israel? Absolutely disgraceful.