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Alan Jacoby

@AlanJacoby

Politics & Sarcasm Founder: @Patriotcigar 🇺🇸 Co-Host: @steakforpodcast 🎙🥩

United States เข้าร่วม Ağustos 2023
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Alan Jacoby
Alan Jacoby@AlanJacoby·
🚨AMERICA’S 250TH BIRTHDAY UNDER HARRIS & DEMOCRAT CONGRESS: A FULL-ON NATIONAL SUICIDE CEREMONY🚨 Picture it: July 4, 2026. The 250th anniversary of the greatest nation ever forged in blood and defiance. But instead of fireworks cracking over a proud, unified country, we get this dystopian fever dream cooked up by Kamala Harris, Chuck Schumer, and the rest of the diversity-over-everything death cult that owns the House and Senate. The White House lawn? Turned into a “Reparations Reconciliation Festival” where the main event is a 12-hour apology tour for “deep-rooted systemic racism and slavery” that, according to their twisted gospel, never ended in 1865 and somehow still defines every single thing about America in 2026. Founding Fathers? Cancelled. Statues of Washington, Jefferson, and Lincoln? Already torn down or draped in shame banners. The Declaration of Independence gets read in gender-neutral, Spanish-first, land-acknowledgment format while some Harvard DEI commissar explains how the whole document is irredeemably tainted by “whiteness.” Military flyovers? Cancelled. Too “militaristic,” too “white male,” too “colonial.” The Pentagon, now run by a rainbow-flag-waving DEI hire who prioritizes pronoun audits over combat readiness, announces the armed forces are “too pale” and “insufficiently reflective of our global majority.” No tanks rolling down Constitution Avenue. Just mandatory “diversity training” seminars blasting soldiers for the original sin of being born the wrong skin color. Meanwhile, the southern border doesn’t even exist anymore. It’s been officially rebranded the “Welcome Corridor.” Millions upon millions of unvetted illegals pour in daily, flown into swing states on your dime, registered for every benefit program, and paraded on stage as the “true face of 21st-century America.” Cities collapse under the weight—crime skyrockets, hospitals overflow, schools teach your kids that English is oppressive and that their ancestors were the villains in every history book. But don’t you dare complain. That’s “white supremacy.” The media and Big Tech label you a domestic terrorist faster than you can say “rule of law.” Every single public speech, every parade (the ones that are still allowed), every school assembly hammers the same message: America was never great. America IS the problem. “Diversity is our strength” isn’t a slogan anymore—it’s a hostage video. Hire quotas over merit. Race-based grading. “Equity” reparations checks for anyone with the right victim card while actual citizens get lectured about their “privilege.” If you’re a straight white man, you might as well wear a scarlet “S” for Supremacist and stay silent. Question any of it and you’re deplatformed, doxxed, or investigated by the FBI’s new “Extremism in Whiteness” task force. The national anthem? Rewritten to include land acknowledgments and trigger warnings. The fireworks budget? Redirected to climate reparations for “Global South nations impacted by American exceptionalism.” And the cherry on top: a prime-time Harris address where she solemnly declares that the real birthday we should be celebrating is the day the Democrats “began the long work of dismantling the myths of 1776.” That’s the future they were selling. A country on its knees, flag burned, history erased, borders dissolved, and every achievement of the last two and a half centuries reframed as one long hate crime. But thank God—literally, THANK GOD—we dodged that bullet. Instead, we get to celebrate America’s 250th under President Donald J. Trump, the man who told the radical left to shove their guilt trips where the sun doesn’t shine. Cities are safer. Borders are real again. Merit is back in charge. DEI is dying the death it deserves. Kids are being taught they live in the greatest, freest, most prosperous civilization in human history—and that they damn well better keep it that way. We’re not apologizing. We’re not kneeling. We’re not erasing our heroes or importing the Third World to replace our own people. We’re firing up the grills, hoisting the stars and stripes, blasting the anthems unapologetically, and reminding the world why America kicked ass for 250 years and isn’t stopping now. This is what real leadership looks like. This is what winning feels like. This is what it means to be unapologetically, defiantly, MAGA-great again. Happy 250th, America. The comeback is real. And the Democrats can choke on their own tears while we celebrate the country they tried to bury. 🇺🇸
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Alan Jacoby
Alan Jacoby@AlanJacoby·
How are Democrats in Virginia doing today after this massive slaughter? Strike it down for good!
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Alan Jacoby@AlanJacoby·
Whatever this wild creature is, it's 100% bad for our environment, and EPA Administrator Lee Zeldin wasted no time destroying its entire bloodline. 💥
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Benny Johnson
Benny Johnson@bennyjohnson·
This just sent a chill down my spine… Secret Service Expert says the biggest THREAT to Trump is an INSIDER threat from within the Service. Susan Crabtree: “I’m worried about an insider threat — and so are the sources I talk to in the Secret Service community.” “We are not vetting our Secret Service hires as we should. And it’s the lowering of standards. You can just see it.” Scandals include: - Two agents got into a physical catfight outside of Barack Obama’s DC residence - Agent fell asleep on the job with his fully automatic rifle in public view - Accidental discharge right next to Jill Biden - Female agent guarding Kamala Harris had a mental breakdown - Agent arrested for sending explicit material to a child - Agent celebrated Charlie Kirk’s assassination on Facebook This is horrifying. All it takes is one compromised or unstable agent standing feet away from President Trump with a loaded gun. We desperately need reform before this happens.
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Ron Caine
Ron Caine@roncainecomedy·
@AlanJacoby @SteakforPodcast I’m just not doing your work. Understandably reality must be hard for you. Plus, you still haven’t said who has been your favorite child abuser trump has pardoned? Be best 🇺🇸🐷
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Ron Caine@roncainecomedy·
@AlanJacoby @SteakforPodcast There so much evidence and it spans multiple administrations. Why are whiteys so lazy? You can do the work buddy. Did you ever think you would have to defend pedos? Be best 🐷🇺🇸
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Ron Caine
Ron Caine@roncainecomedy·
@AlanJacoby @SteakforPodcast There is plenty of proof. Is it strange to identify as a “man” while supporting Epsteins good buddy trump? And who has been your favorite child abuser, slump has pardoned? Be best 🐷💦🇺🇸
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Alan Jacoby
Alan Jacoby@AlanJacoby·
This retard is the epitome of a desperate attention seeking whore. Alex Jones' former fluffer and errand boy, Owen Shroyer, loved receiving his pardon from President Trump, and now, the true backstabbing scumbag grifter reveals himself completely.
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Rapid Response 47@RapidResponse47·
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Ron Caine
Ron Caine@roncainecomedy·
@AlanJacoby @SteakforPodcast Because i don’t support pedos? Would you leave your teen daughter alone with trump? Or more of a Lutnick guy? Fav child abuser Trump has pardoned? Do you lash out so easy because reality is hard? Be best 🇺🇸🐷
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Alan Jacoby
Alan Jacoby@AlanJacoby·
That slimy deep state fossil James Comey just got INDICTED — AGAIN by a grand jury of his peers. All because of his pathetic little “8647” seashell art project on Instagram last year that he said he happened to find on the beach already. Yeah, the same washed-up FBI hack who spent years leaking, lying, undermining, and playing games is now back in cuffs over some cryptic beach bullshit. Clown world is undefeated. This guy couldn’t stay out of trouble if you nailed his hands to the table. The swamp doesn’t drain itself, folks. It just keeps floating the same rotten bodies to the surface.
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Steak for Breakfast
Steak for Breakfast@SteakforPodcast·
It’s what all the buzz is about 🐝
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Hamilton Holmes 🧢⬆️
Hamilton Holmes 🧢⬆️@Holmes4Arkansas·
@AlanJacoby Fair... respect for admitting it but most republicans and democrats are saying the same thing, as an independent its funny as shit to watch
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Alan Jacoby@AlanJacoby·
🔥MIDTERMS ARE WAR, REPUBLICANS. SHOW UP OR GET ERASED.🔥 Listen up, patriots: The radical Democrats aren’t just wrong. They’re coming for us. They protect criminals and thugs while real Americans get stabbed, shot, and robbed in the streets. They’re itching to rip open the border we finally closed. More cartels, more fentanyl, more chaos pouring in. Your grocery bill, gas tank, and rent? Sky-high inflation is their love letter to you. And the weaponized DOJ, FBI, and deep state? They’re in full persecution mode. Lawfare, raids, and show trials against anyone who dares oppose them. Oh, and let’s not sugarcoat it: A huge chunk of Democrats openly want conservatives, Republicans, and Trump supporters DEAD. They celebrate it. They cheer it. They’ve made it clear we’re the enemy. This is your line in the sand. Vote like your life depends on it because it does. Vote RED. Crush the radicals. Take the House, take the Senate, and send a message so loud they can’t ignore it. No excuses. No staying home. No “both sides.” GET YOUR ASS TO THE POLLS. America’s watching. History’s watching. 🇺🇸
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Todd Hall
Todd Hall@bigkeebler63·
@AlanJacoby Probably gonna take another fake assassination attempt maybe two…Polymarket has Dems taking control of both
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Alan Jacoby@AlanJacoby·
The Democrats are going to lose the midterms miserably, and it will be absolutely glorious! Republicans will have complete and total victory!
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Busfault
Busfault@mmozombie·
@AlanJacoby Then, if you are so sure, commit to deleting your socials including this X account if you are wrong otherwise shut the fuck up
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Alan Jacoby
Alan Jacoby@AlanJacoby·
@tx101stxw The "far right" is no consequence to the midterm elections. Sit down, retard.
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tx101st
tx101st@tx101stxw·
@AlanJacoby Gonna be hard to do without the far right. We're definitely not voting for this shit again
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Alan Jacoby
Alan Jacoby@AlanJacoby·
Democrats would literally sacrifice Trump supporters for illegal aliens. Remember that.
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Shawn Farash
Shawn Farash@Shawn_Farash·
The "Quality Learing Center" is being raided by the FBI today along with 22 other locations in Minneapolis. Now we know why the hit pieces keep coming out about Kash Patel. Sounds like someone is getting a bit nervous. Feels good to see some movement at DOJ too.
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Alan Jacoby
Alan Jacoby@AlanJacoby·
A couple dozen Somali daycare centers being raided in Minnesota by the FBI is Ilhan Omar's World War Eleven.
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Today Updates 🇺🇸
Today Updates 🇺🇸@TodayUpdates0·
Tim Walz is PANICKED now that the FBI has just RAIDED a Somali "health services" building after billions in Medicaid fraud was exposed. It's only getting worse in Minnesota. Tim Walz and Minnesota Democrats are TO BLAME. What's your response to this......??👀 MAKE THIS GO VIRAL ON 𝕏. LET’S GO 👏
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