Alejo Halcón 🏴‍☠️🇪🇸

@herqles_es Los pitillos ☠️

🇪🇸 | Ione Belarra acata las normas y accede a Navantia tras el fracaso de su intento de ‘asalto’ mediático. Después de utilizar su condición de diputada para intentar saltarse los protocolos de seguridad estatales, Belarra finalmente ha solicitado los permisos correspondientes por los cauces legales.

Imagine showing this to Erwin Rommel.

@SaurabhN1627 Can you all understand that "Enrique" is name not a last name. You can't cite it without the first name, as it should be "Luis Enrique". It makes you look stupid to the Spanish speakers

Enrique has Hakimi, Pacho and Nuno Mendes, one of the best players in Defence costing them €150m. Vitinha and Neves, €100m signings in midfield. Now compare this with what Flick has. A RB who is more worried about his fashion, look than football, a Vice Captain who leaves his Team behind to get some break, a 18 years old kid as CB, a LB turned to CB and a LB who gets injured in crucial matches. A signing Barcelona had made in midfield was back in 2019 in Frenkie and two season back in Olmo. The other two midfielders Gavi and Bernal are coming from season long injuries. Barcelona haven't spent on major signings in last 2-3 seasons and they have to rely on La Masia much to compete in Europe. Bring any Coach in the World and give him this squad and I'm sure they wouldn't be able to win back to back domestic trophies and reach QF of UCL. What Flick has done is commendable and can't be compared with the other Top Clubs' Managers who have luxury of spending on squad and signing ANY PLAYER they want. I think Laporta and Deco should back Flick by giving him the players he want and to build a new squad.

@20legend4 @GBUnitedx Que el Manchester United vista el azul es una desgracia para el fútbol

Mirá lo que es este diseño. Belleza pura 😍 [📷: @GBUnitedx]

@SanCarbajo @Atleti Lo siento pero si has perdido eso es que eres lerda

Ayer perdí mi bufanda durante el partido. Tiene un valor sentimental muy fuerte porque era de mi abuelo. Él ya nos ve desde el tercer anfiteatro. Seguramente se me cayó de camino al baño. Pta 38, vom 46, sector 437. ¿Me ayudáis a encontrarla? @Atleti #HazTuMagia

@LluisApesteguia Cómo vas a llamar a Ayuso y al PP en general "Extrema Derecha" JAJAJAJAJA ANALFABADA DE ÉPOCA

🇮🇹 Itàlia: Extrema dreta populista 🏘️ Roma: Socialdemocràcia 🇫🇷 França: Liberalisme 🏘️ París: Socialdemocràcia 🇭🇺 Hongria: Dreta 🏘️ Budapest: Centreesquerra 🇬🇷 Grècia: Conservadorisme 🏘️ Atenes: Socialdemocràcia 🇪🇸 Espanya: Socialdemocràcia 🏘️ Madrid: Extrema dreta populista

@TTendenciaX Un topo? Me da pena tu analfabetismo

"Topo": Porque este perro que molestaba a un topo que intentaba cavar un pozo.

@futbolmundialsp Qué cojones hace la MLS antes que la Bundesliga, la Ligue1 o la Liga Argentina?

Los trofeos de fútbol más importantes del mundo El ranking 👇

@PolymarketSport But... Why?! Iran football players have done nothing wrong or harmed anybody.

🚨BREAKING: Italy still have 1 last chance to qualify for the World Cup: FIFA are considering a final playoff featuring 2 European & 2 Asian teams if Iran do not participate in World Cup. There is a 15% chance Iran will be removed from the World Cup by April 30th, per Polymarket.

My wife and I went to Spain after we were together for a few months. We got into a huge argument on the train platform in Madrid when we arrived, literally yelling at each other with our stupid backpacks on, because I wanted to go into Madrid for a cafe con leche and a chocolate pastry at a bakery I liked near the Plaza del Sol and she wanted to get situated at our hotel down in Seville like a normal person because we had flown all night. Needless to say, we got the pastry, which was probably stupid. When we arrived in Seville I was so exhausted I racked out in the hotel and slept nearly the whole first day away while my wife explored the neighborhood and planned the rest of the time we were there because I could not be trusted with the plans. And this is how our relationship has been. I offer zany ideas, which I have to fight for and occasionally get my way, while she keeps things on track. But, this negotiation of two powerful personalities was a necessary beginning for our relationship before we got into a rhythm. You have to confirm you can work through things.

@BandaNeptuno @Atleti Estáis mazo mal de la cabeza de verdad.

🚨Actualización Lamine Yamal - @Atleti Las conversaciones entre su entorno y el Grupo multibillonario Apollo Global Management han sido positivas. Al parecer, una de las cláusulas de Lamine dejaba claro que al término de la temporada él tiene derecho a decidir su futuro y el club a no ponerle las cosas imposibles. La parcela económica no sería un problema. La presión que ejerza Lamine en verano y las necesidades del Barcelona para cuadrar cuentas en caso de no cumplir con lo presupuestado en @ChampLeague (semis), son algunas claves de la operación. Creen que la llegada de un “vendecamisetas” es clave para apoyar el crecimiento del club. En caso de ejecutarse la operación; Estaria prevista una ampliación de capital “solo para abordar estar operación”.

@Kinki_muniain Y aún así perdieron 4-2 y nosotros ganamos esa Eurocopa. A mamar.

En la UEFA Euro 2008, Alessandro Del Piero recordó al mundo que la magia nunca desaparece 🤩

🇯🇵🇺🇸 American immigrant child's first day in a Japanese school. I'm 100% sure little man isn't going to get sucker punched by some Somali kid or a urban delinquent named Shaquan 🤷‍♂️

@AlpacaAurelius If you don't eat horse you're gay

I draw the line right here. Thanks for asking PETA

@seokjbe "Gallego" es despectivo?

che por qué no tenemos un apodo despectivo para decirle a los ingleses? como franchute gallego yanqui brazuca etc

@s6berr That's not hitting almost any shoulder apart from front delts. Upper chest is doing most of the work there

Clavicular officially SHUT DOWN the haters after proving his STRENGTH and effortlessly repping 65kg on shoulder press 😳👀

@omoelerinjare None of them is British

Two British men tested their fighting skills on a London street. One quickly retreated after realizing he was no match for his opponent.

Todo son risas hasta que ven una moneda de 2 céntimos en el suelo

2-3 años le doy, ya sabéis de lo que estoy hablando

@tudimebeto Perfecto para quedar eliminados en grupos.

El video que hizo Adidas para anunciar el nuevo uniforme de Japón para el Mundial 2026, con banda sonora de la cantante ADO y una animación demasiado hermosa. Joder esto sí es cine de calidad.