Alex Hebblewhite

Woken up at 5.30am by a group of four to five magpies having a turf war on our front lawn. Feeling very middle class.

All the graphic designers on #TheApprentice

I've been at my new job like three weeks so I'm aware there's a honeymoon period. But so far I absolutely love it.

If I created something like this I wouldn't have a job 😂

How to insult your business partner's photography and get away with it 😬 Full episode available here: youtu.be/6fQNi9d2hGA

For better or for worse, 2020 was one to remember. For us, it will always be the year that we started our own business. Thank you to everyone we've worked with so far – we can't wait to see what 2021 brings! To see our full portfolio go to hebbandgriff.co.uk.

Would very much appreciate it if any of my followers could follow @Hebbandgriff 🙏

@Lizard_chamber And now that's what I shall call you, Jeff.

Ever since the new guy at work started calling me Jeff. Now everybody just calls me Jeff.

Blasphemy? Fucking Blasphemy? It's 2021 for fuck's sake. What next? People being punished for insulting unicorns?

Why am I getting adverts on my premium account @Spotify? 🤔 Not cool guys.

Me seeing David Jason trending and being relieved it's just because it's his birthday...

I feel like Conor underestimated Dustin too much, he absolutely wasn't expecting those calf kicks, which were what made him vulnerable to Dustin's hands. Dustin fought smart and looked incredible. #UFC257

I always used to say jabs were the most underutilised tool in #MMA, but I have to change that to calf kicks now. They're devastating and tonight proved it. #UFC257

Poirer vs Chandler and McGregor vs Gaethje, they're the fights to make. #UFC257

@MMAFighting I feel like if Murphy was slightly more active and aggressive he could have got a finish. But nonetheless a good win.

#UFCFightIsland8 results: Lerone Murphy def. Douglas Silva de Andrade via unanimous decision (29-28, 29-28, 30-27) mmafighting.com/2021/1/20/2223…

The biggest surprise of the past few months for me, is how much I miss Whetherspoon 🥴

@orourkechris But what if it is Allan Illusion? 🪄🎩

someone’s been planting a load of covid-19 conspiracy leaflets around my local Lidl but at first I thought it was a flyer for a magician called ‘Allan Illusion’ 🙃

Pros of fitting CCTV to our house: we feel safer, we know who's at the front and back door and can sound an alarm if they're dodgy. Cons: we get a notification each time the dog goes into the garden to poop.

We've almost managed to eat all our Christmas chocolates before January so that we can have a chocolate-less month. It's a tough job but someone's got to do it.

@Dec__bolton What do you mean? That's the real Santa, he loves Wrawby!

So my village has a bloke who drives around as santa. And I just enjoy that that it's a thing.