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@AlexMartinGreat

a true pirate, in the days when that meant something. navigator. passenger princess

lift my shirt, all mammal เข้าร่วม Nisan 2019
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jenn
jenn@shishujenn·
I fucking love the strokes, I love that rock bands are some of the only people in the music industry who have a backbone to straight up say what they have to say about our fucked up ass government.
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Rep. Malcolm Kenyatta
Rep. Malcolm Kenyatta@malcolmkenyatta·
He’s literally just stealing from us in broad daylight. This level of corruption is so staggering it’s hard to wrap your head around it.
Melanie D'Arrigo@DarrigoMelanie

Trump is suing his own IRS for $10 billion — and he’s planning to settle it quickly to avoid going to court. To be clear: This is a scam to steal $10 billion from taxpayers, while Republicans scream about “fraud.”

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ally
ally@missmayn·
my friend is freaking out and looking for new jobs because her boss has developed full-on chatgpt brain and the company’s clients have started to notice.
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𝙘𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙞 ⁷☆
the strokes highlighted the CIAs involvement in killing political leaders and overthrowing govts, showed the last university of Gaza being destroyed and showcased how racism and violence is ingrained in American history…they spoke up more with a screen than anyone at coachella..
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jake rhodes
jake rhodes@jakebrodes·
First time doing stand up in Chicago everyone was like “we’re gonna pop your malort cherry brother” even though I had already had like 9 shots of it. I didn’t have time to explain. Chicagoans love to give foreigners their State Poison and see how you react to it.
tara@proletarat

Despite having lived in Chicago for several years I had a shot of malört for the first time last night

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Brooks Otterlake
Brooks Otterlake@i_zzzzzz·
Saw a lady crying on the subway. Presumably because she had thought the online chatter about Geese was entirely organic
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mount bellyache
mount bellyache@mountbellyache·
cameron winter and olivia rodrigo spotted leaving dinner together in LA
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big honkin caboose
big honkin caboose@itsbighonkin·
Coachella fridge stocked with pickles thanks to Pepper’s Pickles 💖
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𝓃𝒶𝓉 ☆
𝓃𝒶𝓉 ☆@isimohoney·
me telling my boyfriend i bought us tickets to see a 3,5h long japanese film from the 50s this evening
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Mike Beauvais
Mike Beauvais@MikeBeauvais·
SERVER: What can I get for you? WERNER HERZOG (looking over the Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville menu): Jimmy's Jammin' Jambalaya calls out to me like a baby bird abandoned by its mother. It shrieks at me in pain as the trees remain indifferent to its strife. And a Sprite, please.
Josh Olson@joshuarolson

Hot tip: if you HAVE to have dinner and multiple margaritas at Jimmy Buffet’s restaurant on CityWalk, make sure to do it with Werner Herzog.

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Fae Ryland
Fae Ryland@FaeRylandxo·
we have 10 minutes together, what are you doing with me?
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ʚ bambi ɞ
ʚ bambi ɞ@cellophanebee·
if you’re my mutual you are my friend sorry you can’t escape you’re mine now
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Meg
Meg@megannn_lynne·
push through the pain & suffering today because tomorrow you might get to eat a really really good sandwich
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Paul Bronks
Paul Bronks@SlenderSherbet·
Me all day: "I'm so tired" Also me, at 2am, taking a quiz to find out what kind of cheese I am:
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