Alex Milne

Can I sue major oil companies for endangering my future grandchildren's lives? Their destruction of the Earth isn't very "pro-life" to me

I am a friend to all cats, even the little mean ones. They have their reasons

When cereal boxes came with computer games

Me asking 20 year olds if they know Lauren Conrad

Work. Work. Work. Stay hydrated. Go to the dentist. 10,000 steps. “What’s for dinner?” Insurance. Drink water. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Smile. Credit Score. Check engine light. Go get gas. ALLERGIES! TAXES! STUDENT LOANS! Phone storage full. Email. Email. Apple $12.99. Apple $9.99. Subscriptions. Subscription. Overdraft. Laundry. Fold. Text. Text. Text. Clean the house. “I haven’t seen you in a while.” Doctors appoinment. Hair appoinment. Nail appointment. RENT. WAR! GOVERNMENT! POLITICS! THE PRESIDENT!!

writing an e-mail and getting a prompt from AI "this sentence could be more concise" no. i am verbose. i am loquacious. i am long-winded and often redundant even. you machine, do not tell me how to form my words

Imagine if Obama said praise be to allah on Easter lmao

I would 100% buy this. This is literally a Hip-Hop artifact and I need my kids to have in their archives.

It’s all corrupt girl!

it’s all corrupt girl

"Movie games weren't even that good back then" The movie game:

every once in a while you just gotta go back to the 2016 XXL Freshman cypher to pay your respects

Trying to sublet my apartment & this Gen Zer calls me every time I text her for an update … sad to say, I’m gagged. She got me

most romantic thing in the world is the first time someone leaves u to sleep in their room while they head out early for work

Worst drivers u can encounter on the road: 1. Teslas (all clueless) 2. Beat up Honda Civic/accord (suicidal drivers) 3. Any BMW (a different kind of douchebag/entitled) 4. Angry F-150 guys (no explanation necessary/they need therapy)

Iced coffees, manipulating, black mail, Bermuda shorts, no consequences, sex in public, big marble kitchen islands, yoga pants, burner phones, big stacks of cash, tunnels

Growing up watching Skins and thinking it was a great show then seeing most of the 1st gen actors eating the industry up is so oddly validating lol. Like “I KNEW THEY WERE TALENTED WHEN I WAS 15” lol.

Just found out 62% of workers don’t use their PTO. Not me though. I’m using my PTO, your PTO, their PTO I never cared