Strait of Hormuz

“Imagine a society that subjects people to conditions that make them terribly unhappy then gives them the drugs to take away their unhappiness,’’

Iran never won a war, but never lost a negotiation!

Told my wife to have dinner ready at 6 or I will obliterate her entire civilization. She now charges me a fee to use the bathroom, that used to be free, and I didn't get dinner. WTF

hey @grok turn this under construction into a dreamy mansion !!

I connected my lawyer to a client. The client paid well. Namwitisha finder fee. Alafu ananiambia, - It is illegal for him to commission me. - That LSK prohibits sharing of lawyer's profits with laymen. Mawakili, hii ni mambo gani?

@idanpapii Infact as a parent if you found your son choosing masters over $1m it’s already a ground to disown him, or get him arrested then demand for all the money you’ve spent on him so far, that son is not fit to carry your name 🤦

@LordVinci21 Maybe, just maybe “he” was hanging out with the dude’s wife. Just maybe.

What’s the offense of this innocent snake

A rare and deadly “civil war” has broken out between two factions of chimps in Africa. on.wsj.com/48AuGRq

@Safaricom_Care, does the new app include the Bill Manager and is it possible to transfer previously saved bills?

@nikitabier @EFF Earlier I thought they were talking of Malema’s EFF.

Whoever is advising @EFF on social strategy should be fired. Their reach on their X account is 13.3x larger than on their Instagram account—and on 228x larger than their TikTok account. If they want their foundation to have an impact on the global conversation, the only place is on X.

@MuchiriH Is it the font or the nomenclature.

SA wamesema hawajawai Ona ugly number plates kama za Kenya.

@EricNjiiru I thought we had Puma at First Floor Sarit.

@zeusblxckthe1st Ever seen rebels and violent extremists with Fords?

Anyone who said a Raptor is better than a Hilux, here you go then??🤔

@Teslaconomics @boringcompany The real reason for the “high speed rail” is money-laundering to bureaucrats, consultants & unions, not actually transport. That is where the billions spent so far have gone. That is why they don’t want an actually cost-efficient high speed transport system.

@Kamau266 @zimearrest 😂

@zimearrest Haujui ni favor amekufanyia juu he had options of running away

My children won’t go through this..Imagine nimetumiwa hii na my dad kama fare ya kuenda shule we live in kariobangi so hii pesa ndio inafaa kucover fare ya kuenda na kurudi that is Tao,na bado ndio nafaa kukula lunch mind you nikona exams hadi jioni. Saa hii asubuhi fare ni Mia😭

Algérie 🇩🇿 : un propriétaire du modèle Renault Symbol achetée en 2012 à filmé le moment de son passage à 1.000.000 de kilomètres soit près de 25 fois le tour de la terre en près de 14 ans soit quasi 195 kms par jour.

@CassoWAristos @TerribleMaps 🙂

@AlexSagwe @TerribleMaps

The average number of limbs per person

@CassoWAristos @TerribleMaps

@TerribleMaps That's on this guy, lol.

@Tooros_Pride Xenophobe!

NEVER RENT YOUR PLACE TO SOUTH SUDANESE

މިއަދު ބޭއްވުނު ލޯކަލް ކައުންސިލްތަކާއި އަންހެނުންގެ ތަރައްޤީއަށް މަސައްކަތްކުރާ ކޮމިޓީތަކުގެ އިންތިޚާބު އަދި ރައްޔިތުންގެ ޚިޔާލު ހޯދުމުގެ ޢާންމު ވޯޓުގެ ނަތީޖާ އިޙްތިރާމާއެކު ބަލައިގަންނަން. އަދި މިއިންތިހާބު ކާމިޔާބު ކުރެެއްވި ހުރިހާ ފަރާތްތަކަށް ތަހްނިޔާ ދަންނަވަން. ސަރުކާރުން ރަނގަޅުކުރަންޖެހޭ ކަންކަން، ރައްޔިތުންގެ ވިންދާ އެއްގޮތަށް ރަނގަޅުކުރުމަށް ކުރަންޖެހޭ މަސައްކަތްތައް މާތްالله ގެ ވާގިފުޅާއެކު ކުރިއަށްގެންދާނެ ކަމުގެ ޔަޤީންކަން ދިވެހި އެންމެހައި ލޮބުވެތި ރައްޔިތުންނަށް އަޅުގަނޑު އަރުވަން.