Alex

@SluggabugArt Yes, at the same time Just make me Schrodinger's passager

choose wisely

@LannahBabe Ah, fuck, I got the gooner one /j

Your birth month is your new roommate.. Who is yours?! 🌸💕

@Kepchuk_art Wife

Christmas episode❄️☃️

@TomasZdechovsky God, I wish I was polish

Congrats 🇵🇱

@LatinxDante Robot hand It has a vibrating function Not even joking

Nero????

@equine__dentist Santa and his dark elves

@GQRunner @bbmilkbread @metalheadzayne Tumblr was an exclusion/containment zone It didn't fall, it was breached

@bbmilkbread @metalheadzayne ... Tumblr. 😓

@mythicsights I gave it a best of 3, I got "Run Bro" "Bitch" "Hag"

it says 'wife', right? :)

@jubilescent Dopamine deficiency

what’s it called when you mentally want to be horny but you’re physically not at all

@FlorkOfCows ....... What if the machine looks like Jessica Rabbit?

@DiscussingFilm Never stopped Disney

The Writers Guild of America says the Netflix & Warner Bros merger “must be blocked” “The world’s largest streaming company swallowing one of its biggest competitors is what antitrust laws were designed to prevent”

@PJSpadez53 @ProfessorLepton @ShitpostRock Soooooo, what I'm hearing is that Hiro Mashima's next main character will be named Winter. Am I correct?

@ProfessorLepton @ShitpostRock Natsu is summer Haru (Rave Master) is spring Aki (Monster Hunter Orage) is autumn Shiki (Eden Zero) is four seasons

@PokeDailyPost Numel Hisuian Typhlosion Reshiram Litwick Lampent Chandelure Salazzle Blacephalon Ceruledge

@basedbinkie I have a few questions, would you mind shedding a light?

My liege, you must marry ONE of these princesses to seal our alliance, choose wisely!

@cuteonlyvibes AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

people born in 1991-2006, how’s life?

IMPORTANT message for everyone using Gmail. You have been automatically OPTED IN to allow Gmail to access all your private messages & attachments to train AI models. You have to manually turn off Smart Features in the Setting menu in TWO locations. Retweet so every is aware.

@brookstweetz Counter point What pop culture-dominant book do teenagers even have now?

What pop culture-dominant book to movie adaptation do teenagers even have now

@j_stocky Small nitpick, pokemon lay eggs, there is no womb

Make oceanics no, female oceanics yes, mainly due to not only does a larger body means more womb space for more her Gibbles to develop so they won’t eat eachother before birth but to also better hunt larger game like the Pokémon Baleenacan.

@SluggabugArt Ummmm....I forfeit

unfortunately you make eye contact with sable as shes shitting.... you know what happens when trainers lock eyes right................. #abdl #diaper #abdlgirl #diapergirl

@PaulDrawsArt Ground/Fairy vibes

Decided fairy could just mean magic for this one Fairy Metagross