AlibiCast

one year ago i apparently tried to finally finish Shameless and I didn't get very far

okay i made it two and a half episodes and I need a break

This whole "Ian and mickey have to have the prison gay talk" thing is weird because ian and mickey are a pre-existing couple? They've known each other for years! Someone just wanted prison boyfriend jokes.

The secret Alibi side hustle password is Alibi side hustle.

"Gina has four kids. She's home clipping coupons trying not to drink til noon."

i genuinely can't tell if carl's sexually harassing boss is funny because they gender flipped it or even more creepy

honestly, hard to believe it took until season 10 for someone to die in the Alibi bathroom while performing auto-erotic asphyxiation

Shameless, where its romantic that two characters wound up sharing a cell in prison

"sail the seven seas! see the world!" "wait, there's seven seas?" ah, Carl.

Kelly was such a great character and they ruined her (par for this show, I guess)

i forgot they made debbie one of the worst people on television

remember when Carl's military buddies just murdered his gf off screen and it was never mentioned again? good times.

where did I leave off watching Shameless? somewhere in mid Season 10. Starting back at 10.1 today

*tap tap* is this thing on

One of my favorite scenes in Shameless history is “Kev and Mickey argue about pubes on soap.”

“The fuck does a squirrel have to do with waffles anyway??”

“I thought the sex was going to be amazing and then I found out you’re my dad.”

“Maybe they don’t fuck right away in the middle class.”