Alice/Beth Kane

“Well, that’s very kind of you, Mr. Cobblepot, but I don’t think I’m really mayoral material. I get annoyed when people don’t agree with me…”

@Optimistic_Gon “There’s always someone causing problems.”

@AliceKBat "But I guess that's a good thing. No one causing problems."

“Dull, dull, dull!!” She slammed her fist against the desk. “Why is everything so… boring?”

@Optimistic_Gon “How disappointing.”

@AliceKBat "Things are kind of quiet."

I have found a cure for the boredom…

Heh heh heh heh heh.

Skippity… skippity… skippity…. Twirrrrrl.

Caw! Caw!

@Gloria_Powerz @GingerMartian @HerSwordOfSouls @HeroicJestah Or do you have more stashed up your sleeve?” She quirked her head thoughtfully. “A magic sleeve, Harley? Well-funded friends?”

@Gloria_Powerz @GingerMartian @HerSwordOfSouls @HeroicJestah Beth sat near the door, her back against the wall. Old habits died hard. One hand pressed against an ear, trying to mute the sound from so many people all in the same confined space. She nodded in agreement with Harley and Katana’s words. “So we stop crime then? Is that all?(c)

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@RedHeadedKane //Take care.

// hey everyone I just really having been feeling up to being here lately, so I'm gonna take a bit of a break. Not sure for how long, at least until I'm just feeling better mentally. But I will be back

@RedHeadedKane “Fragile? Lost? Deficient?”

@AliceKBat "No. No. No."

She crept up on @RedHeadedKane and launched a sneak attack.

@SkunkStripeX “You won’t wait, you’ll keep yourself entertained.”

💚Y’know, ah’ll keep mahself entertained while ah wait f’r ya t’ show up t’ fuck me… but ah won’t wait f’rever…

@RedHeadedKane “Deranged? Psychopathic? Mad?”

@AliceKBat "Beth. For the last time. You're not crazy."

@RedHeadedKane “Oh… oh no.” She covered her mouth in horror. “Oh Katie, I’m so sorry, you’ve caught the crazy off me…”

@AliceKBat "He's not a hallucination, Beth."

@RedHeadedKane “Katherine, please! Do not name my hallucinations!”

@AliceKBat "That's just Jeff. He does that."

@RedHeadedKane “Katherine, I have seen a shark walk on land, conjure things and use a translator. This is not the mind of a well person.”

@AliceKBat "You're not madder, you're just bored. Dob you want to go for a walk?"

@RedHeadedKane “Katie, I’m bored. Bored and I think I’m madder than I was before.”

@AliceKBat Kate smoothly stepped to the side. "Yes, Beth?"

I really hated that bitch.