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Allie Entwistle

@AllieEnt

left and went to Bluesky https://t.co/Uht2pKAJho ~*~* I do comedy & my pancreas does nothing *~*~*~* cContributor @reductress she/her

Vancouver, British Columbia เข้าร่วม Ocak 2009
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Did the opposite of getting laid last night (did an improv show)
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@secondhusk I agree it's so frustrating as someone who also bikes/walks to get around. Best I've found is to bolus less for meals/snacks if I know I'm going to be walking right after and eat snacks before I walk (or as Im walking).
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If I die please finish all the unread New Yorker articles festering in my tabs for me ❤️
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I wish i knew enough about weather patterns to be able to confidently leave the house in a down vest
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Tired of BRIDEZILLAS who make the day all about them and not about what’s really important which is me looking hot in the pictures
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Please do not bother me I have a lot going on (I’m currently ghosting 2 separate people on fb marketplace)
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Is there a Spotify playlist for when you’re giving someone a ride and you want to look cool?
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Every day I’m bombarded with opportunity
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Just picked up enough insulin to kill a horse and the pharmacist said “are you diabetic?”
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You know what gets me off???? Loving missionary sex with my spouse
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Back on tinder!! (at Oppenheimer by myself loudly asking every man which war this one is about)
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Call me crazy but it would actually be super rude to call me crazy you don’t even know me!!!
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I have terrible news for you at 8pm central (I’m a news reporter and there was bad news today. Check out the news to see me do it)
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I’m the worry they told you not to girl about
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Just told my Gen Z improv class that if “Wazzzzzzuuuuupp” was a Pokémon it would definitely be Lickitung and they had no idea what I was talking about, but I mean COME ON!
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