Allie Entwistle

Did the opposite of getting laid last night (did an improv show)

Suck it X, ya girl is shit posting on Bluesky now 💅 allieent.bsky.social

@secondhusk I agree it's so frustrating as someone who also bikes/walks to get around. Best I've found is to bolus less for meals/snacks if I know I'm going to be walking right after and eat snacks before I walk (or as Im walking).

@nathanharenice Can I have a copy of this?

If I die please finish all the unread New Yorker articles festering in my tabs for me ❤️

I wish i knew enough about weather patterns to be able to confidently leave the house in a down vest

Tired of BRIDEZILLAS who make the day all about them and not about what’s really important which is me looking hot in the pictures

Please do not bother me I have a lot going on (I’m currently ghosting 2 separate people on fb marketplace)

@stoppodcasting Really sad to see!!!

Is there a Spotify playlist for when you’re giving someone a ride and you want to look cool?

Every day I’m bombarded with opportunity

@martawess Just love to collect the stuff!!!

Just picked up enough insulin to kill a horse and the pharmacist said “are you diabetic?”

You know what gets me off???? Loving missionary sex with my spouse

Back on tinder!! (at Oppenheimer by myself loudly asking every man which war this one is about)

@nathanharenice Shit where is this?

Call me crazy but it would actually be super rude to call me crazy you don’t even know me!!!

I have terrible news for you at 8pm central (I’m a news reporter and there was bad news today. Check out the news to see me do it)

I’m the worry they told you not to girl about

@DrGMackenzie Nailed it

Just told my Gen Z improv class that if “Wazzzzzzuuuuupp” was a Pokémon it would definitely be Lickitung and they had no idea what I was talking about, but I mean COME ON!

It’s actually just the guy who killed Jim Davis :(