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My VRC and Discord. VRC: Daniel Lycan (hanging out/chilin only) Discord: daniel_lycan (hanging, chatting, etc., rp)

@ThunderringKit Bet

how about you put a tube in your ass and I vape your gas...

I’d call it treason; plain and simple betrayal.

@SodaWunk Full images Casey?

Dutch-oven appreciation post… Remember to hotbox your favorite (or least favorite) jackal today 💛

@CepixLCP Ah. Zevodila. I great fnf mod song if ya ask me.

Extraño cuando los temas de FNF trataban de imitar el estilo del juego original, en lugar de hacer tema épico número 500

BREAKING: Jimmy Kimmel just delivered the White House Correspondents' Dinner roast Trump was too scared to face — and it’s BRUTALLY HILARIOUS! This year, the annual White House Correspondents' Dinner has abandoned its long-standing tradition of featuring a comedian to host the event and deliver a fiery roast of the incumbent president and their administration. Given Donald Trump’s boycott of any dinner where he might have to face the slightest bit of mockery, it was the only way to get him to return to the scene of his previous humiliations, most notably from the rapier wit of Barack Obama back in 2011. According to late-night host Jimmy Kimmel, Trump banned comedians from the Dinner because, as Kimmel put it, "our president is a delicate snowflake with the thinnest fat skin of any human being ever." So, Kimmel did the roast anyway — presenting it as the Alternate White House Correspondents' Dinner from the "Trump Kimmel Center in Washington, DC" in a subtle jab at the MAGA alternate Super Bowl Halftime show. It was everything Trump could possibly fear. The opening of Kimmel’s faux routine set the tone immediately: "I haven't seen this much black since every page of the Trump Epstein files." He then began to skewer the narcissist-in-chief — and select members of his administration — with barbs designed to highlight every major character flaw that Trump pretends doesn’t exist On Trump's ego: "The president didn't want me to tell any jokes about him tonight, but he also didn't want to pay me $130,000 to shut up. So here we are. Sorry, mushroom d**k." On Trump's Jesus complex: "Every time he walks into a room, people say, 'Christ, he's back.' Who did your makeup? Kraft Singles?" On Trump's legacy: "He passed new incentives for oil and gas. He put the brakes on solar and wind. That will be your legacy, sir — breaking wind and passing gas." On Trump's Epstein connection: "30 years ago, you were just some rich guy on Jeffrey Epstein's private jet out of Teterboro. But you worked hard, stayed friends, shared some wonderful secrets. And because of that, you were able to fly on that plane seven more times. Dreams really do come true." On Melania: "Mrs. Trump, you have a glow like an expectant widow. She's planning to celebrate her birthday at home, the same way she always does — looking out a window and whispering, 'What have I done?'" And: "Melania's documentary had a score of 10% on Rotten Tomatoes, which is a website named after her husband's testicles." On Kash Patel: "Can we get Kash a vodka soda and a booster seat? I'm not saying Kash Patel has a problem, but his designated driver is Pete Hegseth." On Pete Hegseth: "Pete's hair has more oil in it right now than the Strait of Hormuz. Later on, Pete's going to read us a Bible passage from Pulp Fiction, so stick around." On RFK Jr.: "Years ago, he wrote in his diary that he pulled his car over to carve the penis out of a raccoon. His son asked why. He said, 'Because I'm a f---ing psychopath. Now get out of this car and go get measles.'" Kimmel concluded his alternate reality roast by presenting another made-up award of the type that the insecure president loves so much: the "inaugural Burger King of Comedy Gold Award," which was presented to "Donald J. Leno Trump." Trump may have gotten the White House Correspondents' Association to ban comedians at their annual dinner — but the comedy happened anyway, thanks to Jimmy Kimmel. Please like and share this post if you think a president hiding from jokes is funnier than any joke a comedian could tell.

@buttpawzAD Very adorable indeed~

he's a bit shy i really loved the revamped winterpaw!

@SodaWunk Hot. My sonas actually tend to do that themselves (even if they dont realize they are)

Using your tail to muffle farts so often that it permanently has the slightest hint of your brand baked into it…

Maybe you need more motivation have these two trust me if we hit 50 likes and 10 retweets it’ll be worth it~

@MaxNCrew What game is that Max?

I love this game It's made me laugh so much today

What you should know about the Papal infallibility. -Papal infallibility is a Catholic dogma stating the Pope is preserved from error when he formally defines a doctrine concerning faith or morals for the entire Church. This protection applies only when he speaks ex cathedra, or "from the chair" of St. Peter, in his official capacity as supreme shepherd. The belief is rooted in Jesus’s promise to Peter, with the theological reasoning that the Holy Spirit would not allow the Church to be led into doctrinal error on essential matters of salvation.

It never dawned on me that when God cursed the serpent in the Garden of Eden that the serpent wasn’t a snake.. 💡 if he was a snake then he already crawled on his belly! 🤔

@RonFilipkowski Fun Fact

@buttpawzAD Infurno. You look good. There's nothing wrong with chub. Im chubby myself actually. The best parts of you are the ones that are flawed and people will still love. 🫂

I’m kinda upset at my irl look I got really chubby and it’s from depression and isolation …i know I did this to myself but I wish I hadn’t and I’m kinda just upset I look a bit well ugly I wish i could be less chubby. I’ve been feeling self doubt a lot…

Did this pussy ass bitch just threaten the Pope with Vatican files when he wouldn't release the Epstein files?!? The president of the United States would do well if he didn't threaten the Catholic church. The Pope never once spread misinformation. Jesus wouldn't want peace through strength. Trump doesn't speak for Jesus. Trump wouldn't know the first thing about Jesus, but the Pope was elected to preach the word of the Gospel. Trump elected for 4 years. Pope elected for life. So shut the f*** up Trump! #TrumpEpsteinCoverUp

@kAIbold_gens How? Definitely need to use whatever Ai that is

Hey folks, I'm back from this bit of a 'break'. Ugh... but all's well that ends well! Have a little Starfox to celebrate. #AIart #AIanimation #AIfurry #StarFox #FoxMcCloud

@buttpawzAD @DuheyTheFennec Will gladly paw. How much Kitty?

This is what I get for calling him thicc @DuheyTheFennec more on joystick soon : joystick.tv/u/buttpawz no you don’t get the full thing XD you have to pay for it !

@buttpawzAD Would definitely be a seat for >~<

You tell me~

@buttpawzAD Umm. All of the above? Don't bully ~~pls do kitty~~ >~<

Which do you prefer my butt, paws or belly or my maw!