There are times where u realise being 6yrs old+ is truly a blessing.
I know the first 7 letters of the alphabet+ Creator onboarded+AI+Gold+Oil+ our mascot John Xena is trying to teach the trenches the right way.
+ all fees accumulated are going towards v very important "CAUSES"
@KookCapitalLLC A decentralized launchpad by and for the trenches would be nice.
People want to know the primary liquidity is burned and fees are going into bolstering the LP pool.
Make liquidity deep again . . .
pump fun is retarded
all they have to do is scrap their entire garbage app, strip it back, and make it a zoomer flex leader board
just vamp fomo but make it slicker and faster
instead they launch 'agents'
except its not agents its actually only api access to let your agent (created elsewhere) do one single thing
buy back coins
there is nothing new, original, or unique here
you can already tell your agent to buy whatever you want without pump fun
these guys have over a billion dollars
and cannot come up with a single good idea
actually astounding
tbh i think they are done extracting and theyre just dropping lazy features to keep the scam wheels turning
if they are actually trying its pretty astounding how garbage tier management is
ultimately it should have been obvious
its always them i guess
same story every time 😂
Pumpfun made $1 billion in revenue and destroyed altseason. Nobody wants to talk about it.
- they generated $1B in revenue
- they spent $320M buying back $PUMP token which is at all time lows
- they promised an airdrop on July 9 2025 and still haven't delivered 8 months later
- the money isn't coming back to alt coins because it never left pumpfun
They promised you an airdrop 8 months ago. Today they launched automated buybacks for AI agents instead. You waited 8 months and lost to a robot.
@omen_xbt the core premise of the article is flawed because PumpSwap coins and Raydium coins from back then have a near-identical LP structure and both auto-compound fees at pretty much the exact same rate
pump.fun/docs/fees
Im so in my mode that nothing can take me out my mode. yo listen up. for the first time in months, the retards have united. not around some dev's empty promises or a KOL's paid shill, but around seven letters that contain every narrative in crypto simultaneously. abcdefg is Chinese. it's gold. it's AI. it's OG. it's onboard. it's a dog. it's ALON. it's the first and last coin you'll ever need because it's literally the alphabet, and the alphabet is everything. John Xina didn't choose us, we chose John Xina, and now he leads an army of absolute psychopaths who raid at 3am like it's a 9 to 5. we're burning tokens like we're heating our homes with them. we're minting NFTs like rent isn't due. other communities hold meetings, we hold each other's bags and we've never been happier about it. the retards aren't just back, they never left, they were just waiting for a coin stupid enough to deserve them. $abcdefg. we're not fucking leaving.
$Peace
🚨LISTINGS CONFIRMED🚨
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We take advantage today, not when it is too late.
Lbank will post about the project Tomorrow.
- 500x boost added in anticipation
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