Alvanilla

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@Iphacy That panels are many oh are you sure?

No worry…when raining season starts, them go use hand fan for Aso rock

@myabiadaily @ellatwistedmind This thing pass 200 what was I saying?!

It’s very visible.

@AnotherAnowa @IretiKingibe She’s not coming back. She’s being shockingly bad

You have one year to show workings o @IretiKingibe .. you will not waltz into the national assembly as easily as you did last time.. Aduda hasn't been sucking Wike's balls for nothing the last 3 years . It's workings that will make the people come out for you

@DehrykOfficial @itz_femi Azzinnnnn 😂😂😂😂

@AlvanJenkins @itz_femi Sometimes e be like say na river you dey see😂

Tinubu really went off grid. Anytime I pass tha back express of aso rock, I can see the solar panels plastered everywhere. Omo he hates us so much.

@DedeUmuahia_1 Where dem wan pass? 😂😂😂😂

@AlvanJenkins Something we we suppose mobilize Tony Stark to take take care of?

Don’t be stupid.

Yesterday at Abia State University, Uturu (ABSU), I was honoured to be received by a mammoth crowd of vibrant students as we commissioned landmark projects and unveiled bold initiatives that will shape the future of our great institution. * Commissioned a refurbished 5 MVA Power Station (upgraded from 2.5 MVA) to ensure steady electricity supply for ABSU, Uturu, and adjoining communities. * Delivered 3 retrofitted hostels (A, B & C) to improve student living conditions. * Flagged off construction of: - 5,000-bed Female Hostel - 5,000-bed Male Hostel - Faculty of Agriculture & Faculty of Law buildings - 1.8km Internal Road Project At the 30th–32nd Combined Convocation Ceremony, I also announced: - Automatic lecturing jobs for all First-Class graduates as Graduate Assistants (after NYSC). - Postgraduate scholarships up to PhD level for First-Class graduates in public universities nationwide. - A ₦200 million Business Grant to support 100 graduates with innovative enterprise ideas in agriculture, ICT, clean energy, and more. We also celebrated our best graduating student, Mrs. Oluchi Etumsi, with a personal token, and congratulated our distinguished honourees including His Imperial Majesty, the Ooni of Ife, Barr. Dr. Allen Onyema, and Dr. Stella Okoli. Education remains the bedrock of our vision for Abia State. We are committed to building institutions that inspire excellence, innovation, and leadership. Step by step, project by project, ABSU is being transformed into a hub of innovation, excellence, and leadership.

Eat asin sex???

@damian_vall That’s another thing to do too. Or we rig it ourselves

@AlvanJenkins I personally feel the votes doesn't count. Plus it's been in our nature to endure things it's time we move out in masses just like they did in Nepal

On a more serious note, how do we take back this country from Tinubu. Because free and fair elections will not work.

Wow! This is the most amazing thing I’ve seen on Twitter in a while

@damian_vall There’s gotta be something. I mean a loophole we can capitalize on. They can’t be that perfect on execution of their plans.

@AlvanJenkins There is nothing we can do

Tems.

@Yemihazan All the Yoruba actors think they are important. Useless people

Not like I'm surprised, it's just funny.😂 Yoruba actors? Dem useless no worry lmao

I don tire 😭😭

‘He’s my tribesman’ Your tribesman sold your land to United Kingdom , put your taxes in the hands of a white man Aye yin ma baje ni . Ko ni da fun yin

This is the downside of solar. No Sun, no light. During raining season, it becomes next to useless.

The Donation was made by a CHURCH. Let that Trend; it’s CHURCH Don’t wait till crusades or meeting before you know a church is useless