Amber Boardman

Right, garden gate painted (almost more on the gate than me) Time for a birthday drink!

Happy Birthday @AmberB523 🥂

@TinyWriterLaura Business-casual tits 😂😂

as a large boob-haver at only 4’11 so they look even bigger than they are, i am genuinely so frustrated that women are still having to explain that there’s no way for us to throw on a new pair of business-casual tits for work

Spent the weekend gardening and painting beams, moving today is a problem

@thebathgardener Scored in the last minute to win. My poor heart

@AmberB523 Just seen the Exeter score close for you guys?

Looking forward to this game @thebathgardener

@thebathgardener @BathBytes @BathRugby I’ll buy you that pint if we are

@AmberB523 @BathBytes @BathRugby Think we will both be at twickers again Amber

No nails No voice & MILTON FUCKIN KEYNES @BathBytes @BathRugby

@Hathers46allout @PremSportsTV I’ll give you that one

@AmberB523 @PremSportsTV Mako too

“In our day when forwards couldn’t catch or pass” really @PremSportsTV did you never watch Tom Smith play? Softest hands of any prop

@ryannorth92 Oh, we’ve been booked since last year. I far prefer it when my team isn’t in it

@AmberB523 Depends on the semi final 😅

CHAMPIONS CUP SEMI FINAL! Cheers Pollock 🤡

@ryannorth92 Congrats but cheers Brace, it was never a yellow

@just_maz @LennieNewman1 Ah, well that’s just not cool

@AmberB523 @LennieNewman1 Constantly talking about appalling language and behaviour around where they were commenting from.

@LennieNewman1 have you spoken to a steward? That’s what they are there for.

@SWinterburn @BathRugby @theTRUESPEED We’re all sad we lost but be a little gracious

@BathRugby @theTRUESPEED And an abysmal referring performance from Brace - did everything in his power to hand it to Bath - still Bordeaux will put 50 on them!

NO WORDS. 🤝 @theTRUESPEED

@Saintsman99 Agree on Pollock and also Barbeary meant we played 20 harder minutes than we needed to. I expect to enjoy my weekend in Bilbao far more now that Saints aren’t in the running.

Congratulations Bath, incredible game by the two best teams in the Prem 👏 Thought Pollock hard done by with that card 👍 Saves an expensive trip to Bilbao 👍

@thebathgardener I nearly spilled my wine

@AmberB523 So Fuc### tense

Are you going tonight @thebathgardener I’ll be at home hiding behind a cushion

@Chrishood57 @SaintsRugby 😂😂

@AmberB523 @SaintsRugby Sorry love, I’m a married man. 😉

I may supporting @SaintsRugby but fuck me that was cute from Russell