Kelly Grayson

@copythis @nobleisawinner @Excellentsalvic This idiot wanted FORTY percent.

Since when is nearly thirty percent the norm expected or anticipated by a waiter or waitress on top of (whatever amount) of dollars spent? If there is a special condition involved that justifies it, then fine, but that is the exception, not the rule. The ‘rule’ is anywhere between ten and twenty percent, landing at a median fifteen as a rule of thumb.

What is your first thought when you see this?

@Amelia558rs $4.35

When YOU First Started Working?

@honeymoon250 I skip the dating and propose marriage.

You pull up to pick your woman up for a date and you find her like this What do you do?

@bigfunwmu @WorkElizab They’re only lying half the time. Problem is, nobody knows which half.

@AmboDriver @WorkElizab Weatherman?

🤔🤔

@honeymoon250 Yet here you are, when your home country is right across the border.

What your response to her ?

@JJWatt I tip well if I’ve been served. Calling my name and handing me something over the counter ain’t serving.

Genuine question on a restaurant situation: You walk up to a counter to order. You find your own table and seat yourself. If you order coffee, they hand you a cup and you go fill it up yourself. If you order food, they hand you a buzzer and when it goes off, you go pick it up yourself. The iPad has a “20%, 25%, 30%, Other” tip option, with 20% already preselected. What’s your move?

@MrPitbull07 15-20% is customary. You owe this girl a bigger tip. At minimum $75, and $120 would be better.

We went to a dinner as a group and had a $500 bill. We tipped $40. We were happy we can be able to give our server something, but her reaction was the opposite. She told us she assumed we're going to give her at least $120. When we asked for the manager, she said she was just joking, but she wasn't smiling at all. Idk, but is $40 tip enough for $500 bill? I just feel like expecting $120 is not realistic. ~Lea Robertson

@lady_valor_07 A FORTY PERCENT tip? You have lost your everloving, cotton-picking mind.

YES or NO?

@LibTearCreator1 Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Did she deserve that just for biting him?

@trumplicans2024 Our Founding Fathers didn’t envision computers, or know what a meme was. Yet here you are exercising your First Amendment right to post ignorant memes using one.

so...

@PeriklesGREAT It’s a sap.

What is the name of this thing ? Bonus - what is it used for ?

@kakarPathan_ Men deal with women.

Really MEN deal with NOTHING? Right OR NAH ??

@femalebodybuil6 Get the fuck out.

What is your Response to this person ??

@honeymoon250 20 for 20.

5 for me!! I feel confident nobody Has all 20 How many for you?

@Geniustechw Two penises in a relationship is one too many. It’s your dick. That’s why?

Can someone give me one honest reason why someone wouldn't like trans girls? 🤔

@AntiLeftMemes I’d say, “Hello Ma’am, do youknow where the pumpernickel bread is?”

@otokyo__ Antibiotics for the rampant bacteria in that chicken.

What's missing 🤔

@honeymoon250 Heterosexuality.

As a man what’s stopping you from dressing like this?

@MbarkCherguia Heterosexuality.

Men, what’s preventing you from dressing like this?