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@PR0GRAMMERHUM0R now THIS is comedy! way to redeem yourself! @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R

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@BMOREcenter @RAVENSFAN696969 i like what youre doing here. keep up the good work.

@amosjgamaliel @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R im not angry. can definitely see how that can be taken from that comment though. cheers.

@AmericnFoosball @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R why are u so angry tho

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@b32020 @mccrystal_alex A lot of you guys were wrong. Vocally.

@mccrystal_alex I was very wrong about this trade and that is fine by me

A year and a half of Kyle Gibson (who was integral to getting the Phillies into the playoffs last year) for Spencer Howard is one of the greatest underrated fleece jobs of all time

@PR0GRAMMERHUM0R It's funny to me how twitter devs see these new publicly available models as tools to write them code vs a platform to expand their product.

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@Ikabik @davreimz @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R What kind of tired do you need to be to not see a squiggly red line from your linter telling you where your syntax error is?

@davreimz @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R Or tired. You might also just be tired. 🤷‍♀️

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@InitialsOfMe @lazycrypt @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R That's why linter.

@PR0GRAMMERHUM0R Do you not have a linter?

@Pete_Capp1 @williamlegate @elonmusk Shit, I don't follow him and every time I log in, all I see is Elon.

@williamlegate @elonmusk And yet, here you are; still following him #currentfan

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@Eagles54891819 @GloboHomoVirus @HonestApeNYC @DC_Draino Hey, you do realize the parties did flip, right? Due to the industrial revolution. You are acknowledging that you are a fan of the style the dems were back then if you are a fan of the republicans now. Just saying. Go read a book.

If you can burn an American flag and it’s constitutionally protected free speech, why is this any different?

@Gin_Mor @TrevorAugust @DC_Draino Sure. Free speech. Go get off your lazy Christian ass and go paint a cross. You won't.

@TrevorAugust @DC_Draino So would you also be ok with painting the next street with a cross? How about painting the Star of David on a street as well? You don't want equal rights you want special right and THAT is wrong.

@MPrice3288 @TBUkIsNotOkay @swicked86 @Matt_Dillahunty @RobManley01 @DC_Draino Hang on, the guy in the hi-vis yellow definitely knows. You guys are qualified in all kinds of things, like, digging holes. And digging holes. And digging holes. And digging holes. Go do your impression of law and order in your own head.

@TBUkIsNotOkay @swicked86 @Matt_Dillahunty @RobManley01 @DC_Draino If their is no permit or license to do it then it is graffiti … “my guy”

@slimegirlmarx2 @BenderBRod3001 @HKesvani And it's THE Bender B Rodriguez. What a bummer.

@BenderBRod3001 @HKesvani wow! you really GOT that guy sir!!!

The Oscar-winning film-maker, Alex Gibney is making a film on Elon Musk. @elonmusk

@BenderBRod3001 @HKesvani @cb_doge @elonmusk That was the joke?

@ryantanaka @ChristmasPierce @operateoptimize @TechEmails People need a belief system that empowers themselves, not more idolatry.

@ChristmasPierce @operateoptimize @TechEmails I wouldn't be opposed to a similar book that openly states that it has fictional stories that aspire to inspire good character

Elizabeth Holmes's daily schedule Circa 2005–2009

@Jonathan_Z89 @masnRoch No kidding. I followed his first inning via statcast yesterday, was excited to see a 10 pitch 123 outing against major league lead offs. To see it would have been nice.

@masnRoch Can’t wait to see it in a month unless an opposing team is gracious enough to air their game when he pitches

Grayson Rodriguez said his stuff is better than it was last year 😳

@i_am_vladyslav @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R The majority of humans will die in the apocalypse. Who will really be useful? This is what you got me thinking about during my morning shit? Lol

@PR0GRAMMERHUM0R Programmers in post apocalyptic world will be useless

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@SputzeeD @Lupox17 @Slightly_Left_ @EGirlsPostingLs They asked what your flag meant and you got pissy. Such an entitled rag of sorts you are.

@Lupox17 @Slightly_Left_ @EGirlsPostingLs It's not an argument, it's a person who randomly got mad at me for making a joke at an e-girl, then going off on some extreme topic deviation to rant about shit that has nothing to do with me or the op.

@browniepoints @am9zaHVh @KevinNaughtonJr I was curious on the intent there! 😄

@AmericnFoosball @am9zaHVh @KevinNaughtonJr Effin autocorrect. “Vimmer” not “bummer”

i will die on this hill: VSCode is bad