Andy Bull

LinkedIn VS Onlyfans. Both revolve around masturbation, but at least when you see a profile on onlyfans, it’s clear what that person actually does for a living

I just joined LinkedIn and wow, that place is funny

@yasirworldwide I use it daily to describe myself

@Andy_Bull I feel like we should all use the word philistine more honestly

The crazy thing is she is 100% correct but it’s just so funny coming from her with her peepee poopoo :3 persona

Of the “16 personalities” types, which do you think is the most likely to be a judge on The Voice?

Is this really John Legend singing or AI

This advice does not generally apply to American or British actors doing Australian accents however. The harder they go the more they sound like Henry The Octopus

For the past few years I’ve been teaching myself French. I’m still a beginner but getting better. I have French colleagues who tell me my accent sounds genuinely, shockingly Parisian. My secret? When I speak, I just do my most over the top, cliched impression of a French person

I’m looking for a YouTube channel that’s just videos of African gray parrots swearing with British accents

Have u heard the kind of things people complain about in restaurants… the temperature of the table water… want to see the manager over the colour of the witlof… I just heard a lady complain because there was chicken in her Caesar salad? Which she ate? I’d love those problems

This weather is incredible but it’s probably global warming isn’t it

Went to a house party with my wife last night for about an hour. I only spoke to my wife, and while we were talking I got groped by ladies I didn’t know, three times. On the car ride home I got in trouble for it. So anyway I just want to know if the matriarchy is a thing now

If one person describes another person as a “literal angel”, avoid both those people

Elon Mux

If Brexit had happened in 2023 we could have all been making quips about being Euro-Divergent

First time I saw an airpod case I thought it was dental floss

You don’t hear the term “ba-donk-a-donk” very much anymore

Wait wait … “this is an ex-parrot”

“Bye bye birdie”

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